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Old Aug 24, 2003, 09:19 AM   #1
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Joke: Won the Lottery

A man runs into his house yelling for his wife.
"Honey, honey, I just won the lottery. Pack your bags"

His wife excitily askes "Oh my god, Should I pack for beach, ski trip or what? "

Her husband responds with a smile, "I dont care just get the f@#$ out. "
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Old Aug 24, 2003, 10:04 AM   #2
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Hahaha..!! good one..
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Old Aug 24, 2003, 10:05 AM   #3
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Good one, I LOLed.
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Old Aug 24, 2003, 12:27 PM   #4
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HeHe funny joke. It is too bad it doesnt work
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Old Aug 24, 2003, 12:28 PM   #5
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That joke made me sad ....
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Old Aug 24, 2003, 12:30 PM   #6
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Re: Joke: Won the Lottery

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Originally posted by newsgeek
A man runs into his house yelling for his wife.
"Honey, honey, I just won the lottery. Pack your bags"

His wife excitily askes "Oh my god, Should I pack for beach, ski trip or what? "

Her husband responds with a smile, "I dont care just get the f@#$ out. "
classic,i'll be passing that on.
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Old Aug 24, 2003, 12:35 PM   #7
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Quote:
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HeHe funny joke. It is too bad it doesnt work

Oh my... Double posting makes me sad


(PS: funny joke )
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Old Aug 24, 2003, 12:41 PM   #8
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Dammit sorry! My ISP is acting very strange this morning.
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