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Jul 3, 2002, 08:57 AM
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DriverHeaven Addict
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Most excellent site
Guys, you have to check this out - 50 of the best quotes from IRC, AIM, etc. All are funny, some side splittingly so
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Jul 3, 2002, 09:14 AM
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Rage3D Boy
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Jul 3, 2002, 09:46 AM
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Demonic
Join Date: May 2002
Location: In the cold, dark north...
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Bwaahahaha!!!...i feel sorry for that poor guy who received the brownies...  |
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Jul 3, 2002, 10:09 AM
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BSD SMASH!
Join Date: May 2002
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I'm never letting and girl make me anything again and that includes my mother.
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Jul 3, 2002, 10:12 AM
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Click on the Random>0 for more!
Meanwhile, here's another
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Jul 3, 2002, 12:21 PM
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Colour Commentator
Join Date: May 2002
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I'm only on number two...
...but I'm laughing to hard to keep reading them right now. (I should be fighting my daughter about a nap...but I need a break from the battle. )
I actually had this problem a number of times when I was working as a SysOp out at US Steel...we had the damnedest time finding some boxes sometimes even though we could access them perfectly fine across the network. (Then again, the plant is about 3x5 miles or so...)
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<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
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Jul 3, 2002, 02:11 PM
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Junior
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<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
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Jul 3, 2002, 02:22 PM
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Junior
Join Date: May 2002
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  LOL
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<pdksh> jesus h christ
<pdksh> 'i got tired of that screensaver on that other computer so i turned it off'
<pdksh> my sister hard-shutdown my bsd box.
<pdksh> in the middle of a kernel compile.
<pdksh> not to mention that the little blinky light on the hub was annoying her
<pdksh> so she pulled out that wire too
<pdksh> ...
<pdksh> and she managed to rip a wire pair out of the wire.
<pdksh> yet she wants to be a cs major in college.
<dmaster-> I would beat her into a coma
<pdksh> dmaster-: im about to. either that or change her aim password so she jumps off a bridge.
<bob354> pdksh: haha a cs major?
<pdksh> bob354: yeah... 'i like to surf the internet and chat on aim to all my friends all the time so im good with computers and im good at that microsoft wordart. mom said i should go to computer school like you!'
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Jul 5, 2002, 04:19 PM
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DriverHeaven Addict
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May fave's
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<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
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I can really relate to that one in my house!
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<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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Nothing at all against Americans, but you got to admit, it is funny! But then you read the next one...
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<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?
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But the response is excellent!
And for the AOL'ers
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serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to http://www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong
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<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
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[quote]<studdud> what the f*ck is wtf[quote]
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<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do?
<Epesh> django: you're right, that is pretty stupid
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Jul 5, 2002, 05:34 PM
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Rage3D Boy
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Yeah especially that safety label thing made my laugh... God damn. |
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Jul 5, 2002, 10:20 PM
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DriverHeaven Junior Member
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hehehe, I love that site |
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Jul 5, 2002, 11:37 PM
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DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Re: Most excellent site
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