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Aug 12, 2003, 01:10 AM
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Everyones life has worth
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Quote Of The Day
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
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Aug 12, 2003, 01:47 AM
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Yarr... I be blind!
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So true  |
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Aug 12, 2003, 05:59 AM
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Banned
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But also remember ......
Confusious says:
"A man who sits with his thumb up his arse ..... usually just ends up with a smelly thumb !!!"  |
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Aug 12, 2003, 09:50 AM
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Banned
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Saw this one on the just now on the [H] forum
"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." -- Robert Wilensky
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Aug 12, 2003, 02:03 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally posted by HawK
Saw this one on the just now on the [H] forum
"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." -- Robert Wilensky
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Words of the wise  |
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Aug 12, 2003, 02:05 PM
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ZZzzzzzzzzzz...........
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How about the one in my siggy?
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
~eyeguy616
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Aug 12, 2003, 02:07 PM
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Wolfish Bastard
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woman who fly plane upside-down bound to have hairy crackup!
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Aug 12, 2003, 04:01 PM
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Colour Commentator
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Aug 12, 2003, 04:40 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
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"The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty"
Woody Allen
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Aug 12, 2003, 04:42 PM
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Burned
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egotism is the Anaestetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
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Aug 12, 2003, 05:09 PM
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Everyones life has worth
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Learn from other people's mistakes, you won't live long enough to learn from your own.
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Aug 12, 2003, 06:34 PM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
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"I'd like to die the way my father did.... quite, peaceful, quick.... but not sudden, and complete and utterly relaxed.... NOT like the other 5 passangers screaming and yelling in the car"
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Aug 12, 2003, 07:47 PM
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Sweetness
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
By Unknown
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Aug 12, 2003, 07:49 PM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
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Location: Georgia, USA
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When you don't have anything better to say, quote somebody.
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Aug 12, 2003, 08:52 PM
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Comfortably Numb
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Opinions are like assholes everyone one and most of them stink
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Aug 12, 2003, 09:27 PM
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Banned
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Just thought of it !!!
A shadowed mind ... seems clearer ..
As it always is .........
"In troubled times ........ upon the dragons tongue
Times that pass .. always will be done ...
A weary heart .. At times will falter ..
A forbidden spirit unleashed .......
We can never alter ...
In times of darkness,
All will is focused,
Too those of us,
Who lie in darkness ..."
(just brainstorming ...... no worries lol)
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Aug 13, 2003, 12:43 AM
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Banned
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Trying is the first step to failure.
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Aug 13, 2003, 01:10 AM
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watching 1080i
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They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.
- General Creighton W. Abrams
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Aug 13, 2003, 01:20 AM
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Banned
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I always have a quote of the moment down in my sig. Its changed on a whatever I fell like it basis, which usually is every few weeks.
"Sorry I'm late, but I wasn't on time"
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Aug 13, 2003, 02:01 AM
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Rolling the Hard Six
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." - Jack Handy
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Aug 13, 2003, 06:49 AM
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Banned
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"If you look up redundant in the dictionary ... It says see redundant" Robin Williams
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Aug 13, 2003, 06:53 AM
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Everyones life has worth
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The C students run the world not the A students, how you ask? The C students are the managers that hire and fire the A students.
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Aug 13, 2003, 07:07 AM
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Banned
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"If you looked into my head .. you'd see the service light is red" Flying High Again ... Ozzy Osbourne
enough for now .. off to work  |
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Aug 13, 2003, 10:25 AM
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Sweetness
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.  |
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Aug 13, 2003, 10:45 AM
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Former Mobility Modman
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"only a genious finds order in chaos!"
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Aug 13, 2003, 10:48 AM
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Sweetness
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"Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking."
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Aug 13, 2003, 10:52 AM
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Former Mobility Modman
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"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."
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Aug 13, 2003, 10:54 AM
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Former Mobility Modman
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