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Old Jul 20, 2003, 02:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old Jul 20, 2003, 02:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LMAO

this is good stuff...ha ha..
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Old Jul 20, 2003, 02:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I once was told that, when God created everything, that it was determined to wait until the very last to create woman. The reason being that, knowing what she would be like, he didn't want someone standing around telling him how to do everything.
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Old Jul 20, 2003, 02:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yep, hehe, saw this posted a WHILE back.. like 3 months ago, classic
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Old Jul 20, 2003, 03:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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actually I heard he created woman last to clean up after him .............
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Old Jul 20, 2003, 03:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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no, lol, God wanted to save the best for last
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Old Jul 20, 2003, 11:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
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actually I heard he created woman last to clean up after him .............

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Old Jul 20, 2003, 11:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I once was told that, when God created everything, that it was determined to wait until the very last to create woman. The reason being that, knowing what she would be like, he didn't want someone standing around telling him how to do everything.
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LMAO!
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Old Jul 21, 2003, 01:49 AM   #10 (permalink)
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when I saw the thread title, I thought "annoying"
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Old Jul 21, 2003, 02:31 AM   #11 (permalink)
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It has been my experience that everything in that HMDS is absolutely true with 99.9% of women. The other .01% are the women you want to find.
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Old Jul 21, 2003, 02:33 AM   #12 (permalink)
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actually I heard he created woman last to clean up after him .............
Note "common use" number 3.

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Old Jul 21, 2003, 06:24 AM   #13 (permalink)
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This material is more classic, than the person who invented the, "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke, when what he was really doing was literally asking the chicken why, for concern it could have been killed.
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Old Jul 21, 2003, 06:35 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old Jul 22, 2003, 12:50 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Nice! Very relevant most of the time, but of course, too general to apply every element to every woman...
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