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Jul 20, 2003, 02:40 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
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Woman?
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Jul 20, 2003, 02:42 PM
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VETUS INFLATIO
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LMAO
this is good stuff...ha ha..
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Jul 20, 2003, 02:52 PM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
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I once was told that, when God created everything, that it was determined to wait until the very last to create woman. The reason being that, knowing what she would be like, he didn't want someone standing around telling him how to do everything. 
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Jul 20, 2003, 02:57 PM
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F*&k The Police
Join Date: May 2003
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Weee
Yep, hehe, saw this posted a WHILE back.. like 3 months ago, classic 
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Jul 20, 2003, 03:03 PM
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Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2003
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actually I heard he created woman last to clean up after him ............. 
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Jul 20, 2003, 03:11 PM
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DriverHeaven's Angel
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no, lol, God wanted to save the best for last 
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Jul 20, 2003, 11:33 PM
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Jul 20, 2003, 11:37 PM
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Outraged
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The mountains
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dyre Straits
I once was told that, when God created everything, that it was determined to wait until the very last to create woman. The reason being that, knowing what she would be like, he didn't want someone standing around telling him how to do everything.
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Jul 21, 2003, 12:44 AM
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DriverHeaven Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Confusing thy Confuser!
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LMAO! 
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Jul 21, 2003, 01:49 AM
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DH Mafia Don
Join Date: Jun 2003
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when I saw the thread title, I thought "annoying" 
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Jul 21, 2003, 02:31 AM
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Mostly lurking lately....
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It has been my experience that everything in that HMDS is absolutely true with 99.9% of women. The other .01% are the women you want to find.
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Jul 21, 2003, 02:33 AM
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Mostly lurking lately....
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Quote:
Originally posted by Midnight Blue
actually I heard he created woman last to clean up after him .............
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Note "common use" number 3.

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Jul 21, 2003, 06:24 AM
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Video Games Fo Life
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Region of Peel, Ontario, Canada
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This material is more classic, than the person who invented the, "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke, when what he was really doing was literally asking the chicken why, for concern it could have been killed.
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Jul 21, 2003, 06:35 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Kingston, Ontario .. Canada
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Quote:
Originally posted by Midnight Blue
actually I heard he created woman last to clean up after him .............
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Quote:
Originally posted by Patricia
no, lol, God wanted to save the best for last
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Jul 22, 2003, 12:50 PM
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DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: West Virginia
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Nice! Very relevant most of the time, but of course, too general to apply every element to every woman...
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