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Jul 20, 2003, 02:24 PM
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Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2003
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men?
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Jul 20, 2003, 02:25 PM
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F*&k The Police
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Boston, US
Posts: 2,103
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Hehe
 That's hilarious, nice find. |
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Jul 20, 2003, 02:26 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Kingston, Ontario .. Canada
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LMAO !!!!
Thats funny as hell ........
But in some ways so true  |
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Jul 20, 2003, 02:27 PM
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Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65
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men r lazy ! we all know it !
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Jul 20, 2003, 02:30 PM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
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Someone once explained the difference between men and women this way:
If you see a man wearing a suit and ask him where he got it, he'll usually look inside the jacket at the label and tell you the name of the designer or he'll tell you which store he got it from. If you see a woman wearing a dress and ask her where she got it, she'll immediately reply, "Why, what's wrong with it?"  |
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Jul 20, 2003, 02:33 PM
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Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2003
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i read somewhere that women speak 3 times as many words as men a day.......... that I will agree with, but u cant deny u r all lazy !
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Jul 20, 2003, 02:35 PM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 12,107
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Oh, we could deny it all day long. It might not be true, but we can deny it. |
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Jul 20, 2003, 02:36 PM
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Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65
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we are also smarter |
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Jul 20, 2003, 02:41 PM
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VETUS INFLATIO
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Red Lodge UK
Posts: 15,701
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no way both of my ex wives used to tell me that I never listened to them
Or something like that......hell I can't remember
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Jul 20, 2003, 02:53 PM
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A Legend in Underwear
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Unknown
Posts: 5,256
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 Statistically men are more intelligent and women are more practical |
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Jul 20, 2003, 02:56 PM
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watching 1080i
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If not for women, there would be no reason for money.
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Jul 20, 2003, 03:03 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
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men r lazy ! we all know it !
we are just better at getting someboby else to do things. which probably makes us smarter too!
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Jul 20, 2003, 03:12 PM
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Everyones life has worth
Join Date: May 2003
Location: My Yellow Bug
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Jul 20, 2003, 03:15 PM
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Colour Commentator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Highland, IN USA
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Jul 20, 2003, 03:18 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Manchester England
Posts: 2,559
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Women's English:
Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. We need to talk = I need to complain. Sure go ahead = I don't want you to. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.] Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep. I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important. The same old thing = Nothing Nothing = Everything Everything = My PMS is acting up. Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole. ----------------------------------------------------- Men's English: "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy. "I'm tired" = I'm tired. "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you. "What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this. "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex? "I love you." = Let's have sex now. "I love you, too." = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now! "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before. "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different! "Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. (while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! "I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = I am gay |
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Jul 20, 2003, 03:32 PM
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VETUS INFLATIO
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Red Lodge UK
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LMAO
a true gem of a find....I copied it, haha
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Jul 20, 2003, 03:33 PM
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ZZzzzzzzzzzz...........
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Texas
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 Happens everytime my mom asks me to go with her to get something..... I have to remind her what it was she "needed" to get. ~eyeguy616 |
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Jul 20, 2003, 03:37 PM
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A Legend in Underwear
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Unknown
Posts: 5,256
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At the current rate of exchange, that comes to around 300 of your yankee dollars  |
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Jul 20, 2003, 03:42 PM
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A Legend in Underwear
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Unknown
Posts: 5,256
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There's two shops she DIDN'T GO IN |
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Jul 20, 2003, 03:43 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Manchester England
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Jul 20, 2003, 03:46 PM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
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Jul 20, 2003, 07:49 PM
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watching 1080i
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Radio Shack and Home Depot. |
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Jul 20, 2003, 11:46 PM
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To Have and to Hold
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ontario
Posts: 545
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I have to agree that men have selective hearing at times...
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Jul 21, 2003, 02:40 AM
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DH Mafia Don
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: DH Mafia Manor
Posts: 296
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No, 3 shops. See the real skinny one next to sears? And I betcha its EB Games and Moore's.
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Jul 21, 2003, 03:43 AM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Australia
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Jul 21, 2003, 05:59 AM
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Video Games Fo Life
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Region of Peel, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 112
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Classic material kinetic. It's not a matter of women being smarter than men, it's a matter of Females having sexual mind control over Males. Since Males are always ready to reproduce with a Female and a Female has to give the go ahead, the Male is in a mental dead-lock.
Men are lazy, but that is while in an actual relationship. Most Men are lazy because of the view of the Female partner as the -mother- role in terms of care taking. When Men are not in a relationship, they are more active than females, generally searching for girls. |
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