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Jul 17, 2003, 01:15 AM
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DH Mafia Don
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: DH Mafia Manor
Posts: 296
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OMG! Look at this old headline!
Now then, for the people who know of www.theonion.com , don't ruin it for the people who don't!
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Jul 17, 2003, 01:18 AM
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BANNED
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Indiana , USA
Posts: 2,677
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uhhh you image is dead man
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Jul 17, 2003, 01:19 AM
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DH Mafia Don
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: DH Mafia Manor
Posts: 296
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Not anymore, accidently linked to an html page...
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Jul 17, 2003, 01:25 AM
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DH Mafia Don
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: DH Mafia Manor
Posts: 296
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Another one from the onion:
VOLUME 37 ISSUE 34 — 26 SEPTEMBER 2001 (Holy Fucking Shit Issue)
Bush Sr. Apologizes To Son For Funding Bin Laden In '80s
MIDLAND, TX— Former president George Bush issued an apology to his son Monday for advocating the CIA's mid-'80s funding of Osama bin Laden, who at the time was resisting the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. "I'm sorry, son," Bush told President George W. Bush. "We thought it was a good idea at the time because he was part of a group fighting communism in Central Asia. We called them 'freedom fighters' back then. I know it sounds weird. You sort of had to be there." Bush is still deliberating over whether to tell his son about the whole supporting-Saddam Hussein-against-Iran thing.
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Jul 17, 2003, 03:29 AM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
Join Date: May 2002
Location: IN Rem-Dormancy
Posts: 23,665
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The thing is.... that one IS TRUE....
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Jul 17, 2003, 12:06 PM
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DH Mafia Don
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: DH Mafia Manor
Posts: 296
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Whcih one, Bush Sr. helping Usama Bin Laden in the 80's? Or the one about Sinatra warning Russkies to knock it off?
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Jul 17, 2003, 12:20 PM
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E Pluribus Unum
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 3,203
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Here's a good one that's real:
Look at the second line. I guess some things never change.
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Jul 19, 2003, 05:32 PM
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Unbiased.
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 4,812
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Quote:
Originally posted by JavaFox
Here's a good one that's real:

Look at the second line. I guess some things never change.
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Java, you want me to host it?
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Jul 19, 2003, 06:09 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In clothing
Posts: 3,510
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