[peterosesbookie]

A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she
was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry.
He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that
humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"

She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it."

He frowns for a moment, then says, "OK." He then gets up and
walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.

About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and says,
"Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig
squealed, it's hard to tell."

[peterosesbookie]

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the begining,
when I confront him he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows
he cheats on met, it is so humiliating. Since he lost his job two years ago
he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living
room in
his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the bills. And since our
daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and he
keeps calling me a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed Clueless

Dear Clueless,

Dump him.
Since you became a New York senator you don't need him anymore.

[peterosesbookie]

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike, and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed.

"How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied

[peterosesbookie]

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."


Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in."


On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."


On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."


At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."


On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"


At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."


On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."


In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."



At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."


In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."


On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."


At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."


Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."


In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station,
"Tank heaven for little grills."

At a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

[peterosesbookie]

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog
and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken
to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the
chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition,
the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save
his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see
the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and,
with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath,
he told the chicken to grab his dick and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.

[peterosesbookie]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated,the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I
get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl
replied, "Then you ask him."
__________________________________________________ ___
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who as working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said,
"But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."
__________________________________________________ __

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
__________________________________________________ ___
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother
has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her
brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
__________________________________________________ __
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all
grownup and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's
Michael. He's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room
rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."
__________________________________________________ ___

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing
upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
__________________________________________________ ____
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

[peterosesbookie]

One hot July day, we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for
her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.

She had no name, so we named her Pussycat. The vet decided to keep her for
a day or so, and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, [the complainer] said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."


My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband "El-cheap-O."
"My husband calls him "El Take-0." They love to hate each other.

The next day, my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was
located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see
the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my
husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!"

And he closed the door.

[peterosesbookie]

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to
her class. She came to the part of the story where chicken Little tried to
warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer
and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then
asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl
raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes
__________________________________________________ _________________

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five
that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is
nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

"And this is how your tacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
teaching my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two,
that son of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was,
two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
__________________________________________________ ________________
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it
was dead
or alive. "Dead." She was informed.

"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child
innocently.

"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it
didn't move."

[peterosesbookie]

The lawyer

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to
show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus.

The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't
more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically.

His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined
and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust
and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are
so focused on your possessions that you neglect the important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?
It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"My God!!" screamed the lawyer.

look down












"Where's my Rolex??!!!"

[peterosesbookie]

Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a West Virginian mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.

On his second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.

On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.

The Army is still looking for him....

[peterosesbookie]

The Brunette

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and reports that her
body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me what you mean."
So, she takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
Then she pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
"No, I'm actually a blonde," she replies.
"I thought so," says the doctor. "Your finger is broken

[peterosesbookie]

VALUE OF UNDIES

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...
From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. The wife stood back up, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead

[peterosesbookie]

I am done my hands are tired

[Saint_K]

well took me bout 1 whole hour to read it all, but it was damn funny Tnx

[Mac Daddy]

Originally posted by peterosesbookie
I am done my hands are tired

SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY !!!

No wonder your hands are tired ... It must of taken you hours to post them !!
Some I haven't seen before .... and some I have enjoyed reading again .....

Thanks for taking the time to share them with us Pete .............. Good show


Edit Note: I may have to rename this thread "Pete's Joke Thread"

[peterosesbookie]

All of them I had on my computer all ready, I typed some, and cut and pasted some.

[Saint_K]

We want more, We want more

[peterosesbookie]

Why did the chicken cross the road ?


SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information - " The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken."

GEORGE W BUSH - "We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground."

COLIN POWELL - "Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road."

TONY BLAIR - "I agree with George."

HANS BLIX - "We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road."

DR SEUSS - "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told."

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR - "I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question."

GRANDPA - "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough."

TRICIA - "Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road."

JOHN LENNON - "Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace."

ARISTOTLE - "It is the nature of chickens to cross the road."

KARL MARX - "It was an historic inevitability."

RONALD REAGAN - "What chicken?"

SIGMUND FREUD - "The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity."

BILL GATES - " eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken."

ALBERT EINSTEIN - "Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?"

BILL CLINTON - "What is your definition of chicken?"

THE BIBLE - "And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing".

COLONEL SANDERS - "Did I miss one?"

HOMER SIMPSON - "Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n"


(some else posted this somewhere)

[peterosesbookie]

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want ! to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well:'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[peterosesbookie]

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouthclosed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have ! to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

[peterosesbookie]

but I only have the maximum file size of 1 byte

Tell me how many pictures are ONE BYTE.

later

pete

[tek]

Poetry if you ask me... great work Peter

[Mac Daddy]

Originally posted by peterosesbookie
but I only have the maximum file size of 1 byte

Tell me how many pictures are ONE BYTE.

later

pete

Some more good ones
As for pictures you have to host them yourself via [img] tags.
Or have someone host them for you.
The DH servers couldn't possibly host all the images we use here.

This may be something I can help you with PM me if you wish.

[ToshiroOC]

Originally posted by peterosesbookie
I am done my hands are tired

Impressive. I read them all, thanks

[Bada-Bing]

A hillbilly kid walks into a Nashville whorehouse and says, "I want a woman, but I've always been scared, because my momma told me a woman has teeth between her legs."
The whore says, "Don't be silly. I'll take care of you."
She brings him up to a room, gets undressed, lies on the bed, and spreads her legs.
She says, "See? There's no teeth between my legs."
The kid says, "You couldn't have teeth down there. Look at the shape your gums are in."."

[Highwood]

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick.
He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural.
She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she
Looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep. First she gently pulled back the bed covers, and then she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on
his face. She bit her Lip as she asked him what was the matter.
He said, "Honey, you were right." "All these years you have warned me And I didn't listen to you."
"What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told
me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened!"
"But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."

[jkayca2]

Snappy Answer #1
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate
to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended
her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench
coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she
said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your
stub."

Snappy Answer #2
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for
her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys
get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am,
they're dead."

Snappy Answer #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped
for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been
waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid
replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid
on his way without a ticket.

Snappy Answer #4
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A
sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before
he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he
gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for
miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets
out of his car and walks around to the truck driver,
puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this
bridge and ran out of gas."

and finally...
#5, THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses
for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his
hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said
I was suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle
their laughter and snickering. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the
student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I
guess you'd have to write the exam with your other
hand."

[jkayca2]

1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight

2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a
slope.

3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the
typewriter.

4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box
said "2 to 4 years"

5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no "Eleven" on any phone button.

7. When asked what the capital of California was, she answered "C".

8. Burnt her nose bobbing for French Fries.

9. Baked a turkey for 5 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound
and she weighed 125.

10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little
packets ..

11. Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.

12. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.

13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said
"good up to 20 pounds".

14. After losing in breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the
other swimmers were using their arms

[jkayca2]

Ouch - how true is this?!?? Dang!

30 Years difference

1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair

1972: The perfect high
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1972: KEG
2002: EKG

1972: Acid rock
2002: Acid reflux

1972: Moving to California because it's cool
2002: Moving to California because it's warm

1972: Growing pot
2002: Growing pot belly

1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1972: Seeds and stems
2002: Roughage

1972: Killer weed
2002: Weed killer

1972: Hoping for a BMW
2002: Hoping for a BM

1972: The Grateful Dead
2002: Dr. Kevorkian

1972: Going to a new, hip joint
2002: Receiving a new hip joint

1972: Rolling Stones
2002: Kidney Stones

1972: Being called into the principal's office
2002: Calling the principal's office

1972: Screw the system
2002: Upgrade the system
1972: Disco
2002: Costco

1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1972: Passing the drivers' test
2002: Passing the vision test

1972: Whatever
2002: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1983. They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel," or "de plane Boss, de plane."

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet?

[Mac Daddy]

At this time as the thread starter ..
I would wish to point out that I have read every Post in this thread .. More than once
I'm amazed ......

Thanks to everyone ... especially Pete for making it FUN !!!
Great Job .... I'm very happy !!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes we all need a joke or a smile after a rough day ......
I hope this may have the makings of a "Sticky" thread ..... were all having fun !!!

[color=yellow] THANKS GUYS AND GALS !!!!!!!! [/color]

Polish Girl jokes Quick one:

Q: What's the difference between a Polish girl and a bowling ball ??
A: You can get three fingers into a bowling ball .

Q: What's the difference between a Polish girl and a bowling ball ??
A: You can eat the bowling ball if you have too.

Keep them coming