Breaking News...breaking News...this Just In

Bada-Bing · May 17, 2003, 06:28 PM

I pulled this off of GoneGold. I thought it was funny, so I decided to post it..

NVIDIA Smashes 50,000 in FutureMark's 3DMark03, new drivers touted.

Nvidia announced today that the new Detonator Infinity drivers allow all cards in the Nvidia family to score well over 50,000 in the 3DMark03 benchmark. "With the release of the Detonator Infinity drivers, Nvidia has raised performance to unheard of levels," said Leonard Dubious, Director of Marketing. The natural evolution of our revolutionary HSR (Hidden Surface Removal) driver optimization is the new ASR (All Surface Removal) driver. With it, absolutely nothing is rendered at all. This allows unprecedented scores in all benchmarks. We believe the benchscener community, who never actually play games but instead run benchmarks repeatedly to get the highest score possible, have now finally reached the performance levels they covet. Besides, how totally cool is it to able to use the infinity symbol?"

dresta · May 17, 2003, 06:47 PM

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

~~_leech_~~ · May 17, 2003, 06:48 PM

As long as no games are effected

digitalwanderer · May 17, 2003, 07:52 PM

I NEED THAT LINK!!!!

Bada-Bing · May 17, 2003, 08:32 PM

It was just a Little tidbit in this...

http://www.gonegold.com/archives/dai...1605.shtml#For

~~DriveEuro~~ · May 18, 2003, 01:40 AM

Psh...

Bada-Bing · May 18, 2003, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DriveEuro
Psh...

What's a matter you got a leak?

tek · May 18, 2003, 06:04 PM

AHAHAAHAHAHHA

The_Neon_Cowboy · May 18, 2003, 06:06 PM

ha ha ha real funny ....

May 17, 2003, 06:28 PM	#1
Bada-Bing DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: May 2003 Location: Orange County CA. Posts: 18 Rep Power: 0	Breaking News...breaking News...this Just In I pulled this off of GoneGold. I thought it was funny, so I decided to post it.. NVIDIA Smashes 50,000 in FutureMark's 3DMark03, new drivers touted. Nvidia announced today that the new Detonator Infinity drivers allow all cards in the Nvidia family to score well over 50,000 in the 3DMark03 benchmark. "With the release of the Detonator Infinity drivers, Nvidia has raised performance to unheard of levels," said Leonard Dubious, Director of Marketing. The natural evolution of our revolutionary HSR (Hidden Surface Removal) driver optimization is the new ASR (All Surface Removal) driver. With it, absolutely nothing is rendered at all. This allows unprecedented scores in all benchmarks. We believe the benchscener community, who never actually play games but instead run benchmarks repeatedly to get the highest score possible, have now finally reached the performance levels they covet. Besides, how totally cool is it to able to use the infinity symbol?"

May 17, 2003, 06:47 PM	#2
dresta DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 26 Rep Power: 0	ROFL!!!!!!!!! __________________ Sigs are overrated

May 17, 2003, 07:52 PM	#4
digitalwanderer Colour Commentator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Highland, IN USA Posts: 5,621 Rep Power: 0	LINK!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED THAT LINK!!!! __________________ WTF is up with the sigs?

May 18, 2003, 06:04 PM	#8
tek DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Boston, US Posts: 2,103 Rep Power: 0	AHAHAAHAHAHHA __________________ [COLOR=White][/COLOR]

May 18, 2003, 06:06 PM	#9
The_Neon_Cowboy DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,135 Rep Power: 77 System Specs	ha ha ha real funny .... __________________

May 17, 2003, 06:48 PM	#3
~~_leech_~~ Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 40 Rep Power: 0	As long as no games are effected

May 17, 2003, 08:32 PM	#5
Bada-Bing DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: May 2003 Location: Orange County CA. Posts: 18 Rep Power: 0	It was just a Little tidbit in this... http://www.gonegold.com/archives/dai...1605.shtml#For

May 18, 2003, 01:40 AM	#6
~~DriveEuro~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gurnee Illinois Posts: 4,677 Rep Power: 0	Psh...