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Apr 23, 2008, 01:41 PM
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VETUS INFLATIO
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Red Lodge UK
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sample of court record between lawyer and witness (humour)
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a
jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been
alive and practicing law.
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Apr 23, 2008, 02:16 PM
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DH's Asteroids' Dominator
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I never got the hatred towards lawyers, but, funny.
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Apr 23, 2008, 05:15 PM
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S-3D enthusiast
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Location: Canada
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Falstaff, you should do a search before you post. It's been posted a few times already. 
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Apr 24, 2008, 03:54 AM
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Murdering a Pint
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tril
Falstaff, you should do a search before you post. It's been posted a few times already. 
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but what is he to search on ... some simple search Queries
court record - 112 search results
lawyer and witness - Ok only 7 results but one of those is 500+ posts is he to check every one
Doctor - 300 results ... wont even bother looking in there
Blood Pressure - 80 results ...pheww that narrowed it down
Autopsy - 20 results and about halfway down i find a previous posting of this joke ... but so what it was funny and be honest does everyone have to do a 15 minute search for a possible earlier posting just to post a 10 second joke
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CSI Wales thats what i would like to see , They would be measuring the trajectory of a kebab
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Apr 24, 2008, 07:02 AM
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Don't take it like that. I was joking.
Falstaff is free to repost any joke, any time. He's doing an honest effort to entertain us and I usually like his jokes. I like this one too.
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Apr 24, 2008, 07:38 AM
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Murdering a Pint
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Fair enough 
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CSI Wales thats what i would like to see , They would be measuring the trajectory of a kebab
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Apr 25, 2008, 12:39 AM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
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Location: Australia
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i agree most of the stuff falstaff posts humor wise is funny.
thx again for another laugh mate 
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