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Old Apr 23, 2008, 01:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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sample of court record between lawyer and witness (humour)

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a
jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been
alive and practicing law.
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Old Apr 23, 2008, 02:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I never got the hatred towards lawyers, but, funny.
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Old Apr 23, 2008, 05:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Falstaff, you should do a search before you post. It's been posted a few times already.
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Old Apr 24, 2008, 03:54 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Falstaff, you should do a search before you post. It's been posted a few times already.
but what is he to search on ... some simple search Queries

court record - 112 search results

lawyer and witness - Ok only 7 results but one of those is 500+ posts is he to check every one

Doctor - 300 results ... wont even bother looking in there

Blood Pressure - 80 results ...pheww that narrowed it down

Autopsy - 20 results and about halfway down i find a previous posting of this joke ... but so what it was funny and be honest does everyone have to do a 15 minute search for a possible earlier posting just to post a 10 second joke
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Old Apr 24, 2008, 07:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Don't take it like that. I was joking.

Falstaff is free to repost any joke, any time. He's doing an honest effort to entertain us and I usually like his jokes. I like this one too.
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Old Apr 24, 2008, 07:38 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Fair enough
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Old Apr 25, 2008, 12:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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i agree most of the stuff falstaff posts humor wise is funny.

thx again for another laugh mate
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