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Old Apr 9, 2008, 05:47 PM   #1
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do not lose your grandchildren in the store.

a grandson got away from his grandpappa at the mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits."
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 07:35 PM   #2
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This is so bad it's funny.
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 07:38 PM   #3
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Oh god, that was funny. But I'm not sure you should be telling us your life stories
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Old Apr 9, 2008, 08:26 PM   #4
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the child have learnt a lot form grandpa already lol
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you have taught him well man...

sooner or later hes gonna be worse than me!
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Old Apr 10, 2008, 08:00 AM   #6
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Old Apr 11, 2008, 12:42 AM   #7
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