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Old Mar 20, 2008, 04:32 PM   #1
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I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
Pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied,


'What happened to my booger?'
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Old Mar 20, 2008, 04:58 PM   #2
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Old Mar 20, 2008, 06:53 PM   #5
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