Success:

Vengeance · May 9, 2003, 01:12 AM

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

***Zardon*** · May 9, 2003, 02:27 AM

***craig5320*** · May 9, 2003, 02:34 AM

Heh, the circle of life.

Saint_K · May 9, 2003, 02:36 AM

me has a joke too..

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long Flight from L.A.to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take nap,so she politely declines and rolls over to the window
to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.
He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer. you pay me, and visa-versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer. "Okay, how about this, If you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to
the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out five-dollar bill,and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and
friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up.
He wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who cannot imagine what the answer is, and is going nuts trying to figure it out, is more than a little frustrated! He wakes the blonde and asks,
"Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
Again without a word, the blonde reachesinto her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

sinjin · May 9, 2003, 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by craig5320
Heh, the circle of life.

you are correct..our lives are cyclical. are you ready to accept that someone will be wiping your ass once again? i actually look forward to it.

Dom · May 9, 2003, 02:52 AM

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Originally posted by sinjin
you are correct..our lives are cyclical. are you ready to accept that someone will be wiping your ass once again? i actually look forward to it.

Only you Sinjin...only you.

Vengeance · May 9, 2003, 03:44 AM

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Originally posted by sinjin
you are correct..our lives are cyclical. are you ready to accept that someone will be wiping your ass once again? i actually look forward to it.

How true

toddsmack2k · May 9, 2003, 02:11 PM

What if in fact if someone never stoped wipping for you?

BWX · May 12, 2003, 10:59 AM

I have sex, but don't have much money- is that success?

**MIG-31** · May 12, 2003, 11:22 AM

zardon thinks he has my soul ? does he think that is success!

BONEHEAD · May 12, 2003, 11:23 AM

We spend nine months trying to get out and the rest of our life trying to get back in.

Hanners · May 12, 2003, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by BWX232
I have sex, but don't have much money- is that success?

That depends - Is the reason you don't have much money because you spent it all paying for sex?

BWX · May 12, 2003, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by Hanners
That depends - Is the reason you don't have much money because you spent it all paying for sex?

LOL funny, but, no- actually my girlfriend of three years that I live with earns more than me because I needed 3 major back surgeries in the last 3 years and haven't worked full time since- (prolly why my backs so f-ed up- too much sex after the first surgery-- not kidding

)

I guess I have untill 35 to have money- the chart says all I need is sex at this point!