Daddy, how was I born (humour)

Falstaff · Feb 20, 2008, 04:39 PM

Daddy, how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks
'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one
day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together
in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready
to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a fire wall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a
little Pop-Up appeared that said: "you got male"

**Vikingod** · Feb 20, 2008, 04:45 PM

That is excessively geeky, I love it.

Falstaff · Feb 20, 2008, 05:27 PM

GOOD:
In Elkins, a West Virginia State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Fairmont, WV A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST:
A young woman was pulled over in Morgantown, WV for speeding. As the WV State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the West Virginia State Police Ball." He replied, " West Virginia State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

BlueMak · Feb 20, 2008, 09:12 PM

Lovely.

**kris23** · Feb 20, 2008, 11:26 PM

where do you come up with this stuff?

niceguyrichy · Feb 21, 2008, 03:41 AM

I laughed far too hard at that

funny Jeff

_ə_ · Feb 21, 2008, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falstaff

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Fairmont, WV A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

I like that one