brag about useless things you have thread

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jan 8, 2008, 09:02 PM

I am bored, and I have decided to brag about useless random things (that are TRUE) which are are of no benefit to me or you. Let's hear yours as well.

I live on the longest street in the world.

I have gone on a date with the daughter of the vice ambassador of taiwan.

Dark Lord · Jan 8, 2008, 09:11 PM

i have a large collection of classic muscle cars.

1969 corvette
1969 camaro
1970 mark donahue javelin
1971 amx
1975 trans am

Judas · Jan 8, 2008, 10:52 PM

I live in a province with the most KMs/miles of drivable roads in the world..... (all of which are SHIT)

I thoroughly enjoy driving a 1978 Mustang Cobra II 10 second card.

OmegaRED · Jan 8, 2008, 11:21 PM

I have skated on the longest skating rink in the World.

I have a big scar on my head from running straight into a stop sign.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jan 8, 2008, 11:23 PM

good random boring shit!

**Vikingod** · Jan 8, 2008, 11:30 PM

I have played with bands on the MTV stage at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, three times.

I own a guitar more rare and more expensive than any other I've ever seen, and I got it for free.

Judas · Jan 9, 2008, 12:40 AM

I've got some rare metroid shit..

including one of the most rarest Gameboy Metroid II : Return of Samus Colors..... (not even saposed to excist)

Metroid Safety Kit
Metroid Lunch Kit (wtf?)
Metroid Prime 2 Beta disc....

I've a 1890's (or earlier) leather tackle with 1920's stocks in it.

I've roughly 1/4 ton worth of High grade coal in the basement of my house.... (wtf?)

I can currently comfortably fit over 12 people in my living room (3 couches = win)

I had 10.2 surround sound enabled..... multi matrixed..... (sounds fricken cool) which is 2 Z-5500's running 4 channel per setup rematrixed into 5.1 per set.... Did this previously on a Digifire with shitty lancing speaker sets....

Rayder · Jan 9, 2008, 12:50 AM

I maintain an Action Replay cheat file for most of the flashcarts on the Nintendo DS.

And I only make the download available at one particular site. (GBAtemp.net)

The really ironic part of it is that I don't even use the dang cheats.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jan 9, 2008, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas

I've got some rare metroid shit..

including one of the most rarest Gameboy Metroid II : Return of Samus Colors..... (not even saposed to excist)

Metroid Safety Kit
Metroid Lunch Kit (wtf?)
Metroid Prime 2 Beta disc....

I've a 1890's (or earlier) leather tackle with 1920's stocks in it.

I've roughly 1/4 ton worth of High grade coal in the basement of my house.... (wtf?)

I can currently comfortably fit over 12 people in my living room (3 couches = win)

I had 10.2 surround sound enabled..... multi matrixed..... (sounds fricken cool) which is 2 Z-5500's running 4 channel per setup rematrixed into 5.1 per set.... Did this previously on a Digifire with shitty lancing speaker sets....

the coal and the speakers are classic... completely unneccessary!

ferret2004 · Jan 9, 2008, 12:51 PM

I practice with nunchaku on a daily basis

BlueMak · Jan 9, 2008, 01:44 PM

I think some people confuse bragging about good things with bragging about useless things as the topic is...

I have 3-4 copies of command and conquer Renegade and Star Trek Birth of the Federation. I only know where 1 of each copy is located.

I have a broken new pair of razor barracuda headset.

BabylenTatarsky · Jan 9, 2008, 02:16 PM

my penis is eleven kilometers wide.

don't even get me started on the length.

Cyan007 · Jan 9, 2008, 02:22 PM

My girlfriend. (I win)

technonerd · Jan 9, 2008, 02:33 PM

I have four "Lord of The Lord of the Ring - The Fellowship of the ring" DVDs.

Widescreen - My bro got this for me
Fullscreen - My parent got this for me
A Special Extended Edition - I brought this.
A Collection set (include 3 Lord of the Ring dvds with Extended Edition) - A friend brought it for me

mike2h · Jan 9, 2008, 03:37 PM

i have 6 bottles of 94 taylor fladgate vintage port that i got for $50 each that are now worth over $200 each.
i have 4 botlles of 2001 turnbull cab that i got for$20 ech that are now worth $60+ each
i have 8 bottles of 97 st supery cab that i got for $12 each that are now worth $30+ each - & are peaking & will all be consumed in the few months

proud but irrelevant

iactually have other wines laid up but these are my favs.

LHC · Jan 9, 2008, 04:25 PM

I have a box collection.

I don't throw my boxes out because boxes are amazing..

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jan 9, 2008, 04:55 PM

wow theres some useless stuff

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jan 9, 2008, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BabylenTatarsky

my penis is eleven kilometers wide.

don't even get me started on the length.

that's not real or funny...

Quote:

Originally Posted by technonerd

I have four "Lord of The Lord of the Ring - The Fellowship of the ring" DVDs.

Widescreen - My bro got this for me
Fullscreen - My parent got this for me
A Special Extended Edition - I brought this.
A Collection set (include 3 Lord of the Ring dvds with Extended Edition) - A friend brought it for me

wow that's bad... people are lazy to get you an original gift.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike2h

i have 6 bottles of 94 taylor fladgate vintage port that i got for $50 each that are now worth over $200 each.
i have 4 botlles of 2001 turnbull cab that i got for$20 ech that are now worth $60+ each
i have 8 bottles of 97 st supery cab that i got for $12 each that are now worth $30+ each - & are peaking & will all be consumed in the few months

proud but irrelevant

iactually have other wines laid up but these are my favs.

interesting AND useless... thats what im looking for

Mousey · Jan 9, 2008, 05:06 PM

I broke my wrist slipping on a paper round
And i nearly broke my shoulder screwing up a roll ^^
And i've got a razer mantis, because it was extravagant ;p

[hobo]eclipse · Jan 9, 2008, 05:11 PM

I have a 62.4GB music folder with 11,766 files in it, mostly complete works.
I have 39 .mkv/HD.WMV files totaling 320.2 GB.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vikingod

I have played with bands on the MTV stage at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, three times.

I own a guitar more rare and more expensive than any other I've ever seen, and I got it for free.

WOW!!!

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jan 9, 2008, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [hobo]eclipse

I have a 62.4GB music folder with 11,766 files in it, mostly complete works.
I have 39 .mkv/HD.WMV files totaling 320.2 GB.

I wonder if I smell transformers in there *cough*... thats a pretty bad number lol

Judas · Jan 9, 2008, 07:16 PM

I have a computer chair that is totally comfortable, but is no broken... and completely uncomfortable...

Son_of_Thunder · Jan 9, 2008, 11:27 PM

I choke on my toothpaste.

Judas · Jan 9, 2008, 11:48 PM

I live in place that only a few places in the world has..... NO DAYLIGHT SAVINGS....

beat that bitches

Son_of_Thunder · Jan 10, 2008, 01:46 AM

I have three copies of RHCP's Stadium Arcadium. The cheapo, the box set, and a collectors one I bought at their concert. I have not opened up the collectors ed yet.