most fun i've had messing with people over the internet

sinjin · May 2, 2003, 05:24 PM

if you're in the states you have to try this... https://www.ip-relay.com/index.htm

here's what it is, and if you're bored, i mean REALLY bored, this is what you do.

Ip-relay is a live operator, They read what you type word for word to the person you tell them to call via the javascript.

now, here's the fun part. they must read, WORD FOR WORD what you type. sOooooooo..

call your friends with it, and see how long it takes you to get the operator to laugh. with things like. "I've been masturbating with a medium sized bowl of Spaghettios and somehow I've got a meatball lodged in my asshole. what do i do?"

sure enough, the operator repeats that exact line back to the number you've indicated your call go to.

it's stupid, immature, and dumb as hell, but fun for a couple laughs.

the operator uses abbreviations when he/she is typing....'ga' means 'go ahead'.

i had the woman call my girlfriend at work...sure enough she called me back laughing and accused me of doing such a thing.

the operator said the free service is intended for use between a pc user and a deaf person to communicate...oh well.

***craig5320*** · May 2, 2003, 07:31 PM

Although I don't like the mis-use of such services, eventually leading to there removal, that must get some hell of abuse, haha

May 2, 2003, 08:58 PM

oh man... if my parents werent in the room i would have so much fun with that...

toddsmack2k · May 3, 2003, 08:09 AM

Very,very nuaghty sinjin

MUWHAhahahahahah!!!!

May 3, 2003, 08:39 AM

dammit... i just tried it... i said "hey man i have a prob but i could only think of you...".... "Well... me and my girlfriend got a little TOO funky last night..." and the op hung up.

**Roadee** · May 3, 2003, 08:54 AM

I know a few people here in Wisconsin who are operator's for this service, I built a few computer's for them, they go to school at UW. And even THEY abuse this service!! And by the way, it is against the regulations for an operator to hang up or not repeat what is said word for word.......also if you add things like....."in a deep breathing talk" or "in a deep throaty voice"....they have to do that as well.

Though it really shouldn't be abused......it is funny as hell.

Hey Sinjin.....I am starting to think that you are as demented as I am!!!

May 3, 2003, 09:06 AM

lol... i just did it with my friend... can someone host to pictures for me? i dont seem to be able to work it... they are both 140 KB big

Falstaff · May 3, 2003, 09:12 AM

I can't believe this.hmmmmmm, gonna give it a try..

May 3, 2003, 10:28 AM

ok, i had a couple of pics up but unfortunately they wont show... ERG!

Falstaff · May 3, 2003, 10:30 AM

really? no freakin way man......

May 3, 2003, 08:39 PM

me and my friend just did it... we did a secret agent thing. we talked about a nuke going off and the blackhand not being active for 3 years. And i had "secret agent man" playing in the background... it was pretty funny

***craig5320*** · May 3, 2003, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by generalstupid
me and my friend just did it... we did a secret agent thing. we talked about a nuke going off and the blackhand not being active for 3 years. And i had "secret agent man" playing in the background... it was pretty funny

Guess you had to be there

digitalwanderer · May 3, 2003, 09:00 PM

For some reason I can just picture Dr. Hunter S. Thompson having a BALL with this thing on a late-night rave session!

I'm just quoting you to keep the link, in case you later regret giving it to me and try to delete it....

Quote:

Originally posted by sinjin
if you're in the states you have to try this... https://www.ip-relay.com/index.htm

here's what it is, and if you're bored, i mean REALLY bored, this is what you do.

Ip-relay is a live operator, They read what you type word for word to the person you tell them to call via the javascript.

now, here's the fun part. they must read, WORD FOR WORD what you type. sOooooooo..

call your friends with it, and see how long it takes you to get the operator to laugh. with things like. "I've been masturbating with a medium sized bowl of Spaghettios and somehow I've got a meatball lodged in my asshole. what do i do?"

sure enough, the operator repeats that exact line back to the number you've indicated your call go to.

it's stupid, immature, and dumb as hell, but fun for a couple laughs.

the operator uses abbreviations when he/she is typing....'ga' means 'go ahead'.

i had the woman call my girlfriend at work...sure enough she called me back laughing and accused me of doing such a thing.

the operator said the free service is intended for use between a pc user and a deaf person to communicate...oh well.