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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
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Years ago I took my dad to the mall to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Elisha = hottie
Join Date: Jul 2003
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LMAO... he's quick with the wit that guy.
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Bang. Bang. Bang.
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Rofl, kickass Dad XD
Sex with a peacock, rofl
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悪魔の方法
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He sounds like a really "bright" guy.
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
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At least very 'colorful', eh?
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I'm dangerous but cute...
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....and with 'style'...
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