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Old Apr 28, 2003, 04:58 PM   #1
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Woot!!!!!

HOLY CRAP!!! MY DAD BOUGHT A ROUTER!!! that means that i get the internet!!! ALL - FREAKIN - RIGHT!!!

in other news: ok so i just got back from my band trip to San Antonio and i went to Sea World and Fiesta Texas. I made new friends with band kids and better friends with older ones. And best-friends with this hot colorguard girl anyway i am not big on roller coasters but my friend got my to go on one. And when i got off i asked the girl behind me in line if she heard me yelling obsenities (just kidding, i wanted to see if she'd lie) and she said "Oh yeah!" and the colorguard girl said "Charles stop flirting". So i ended up getting into a fight (just screwing around with her, not hurting her... we both had fun) and i could have gotten that other girl's in line phone number, but i couldnt find her... sigh.

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(just screwing around with her, not hurting her... we both had fun)
do remember... i am a 16 year old guy... its gonna happen.

Anyway i have a bunch of funny stories but they are too long to put on here... if you would like to hear them then PM me and i will record them... with pictures. they really are funny so i would recommend hearing them... anyway thats my story, i am really happy to be such good friends with that colorguard girl (name = Summer) now, we were friends before but not very good... lol... people are slowly finding out that i am a computer geek... i just want to see what she will do when she finds out. Most people are surprised but dont care. My being into computers and not common knowledge and i would like to keep it that way. Oh yea what really sucks is that Summer got back together with her ex... but they wont last. He hurt her (emotionally) a few times when they were going out, about 5 times after and i suspect that it will happen again soon. He likes to be a player. But he's cool other than that. now a poll... how many actually read my entire post?
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Old Apr 28, 2003, 05:23 PM   #2
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That's just confusing.
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Old Apr 28, 2003, 05:36 PM   #3
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Old Apr 28, 2003, 06:03 PM   #4
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I got "bored," not "board."
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generalstupid,

I read the post but for being a computer geek you sure didnt talk about the router very much! (hehehe) Congrats sounds like you had a good time and found a nice girl. I wish I was 16 again knowing what I know now!! man that would be fun.
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Old Apr 28, 2003, 06:32 PM   #6
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since the trip i havent been into computers much... but it was the same when i got back from camp last year... then i joined DH...
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Old Apr 28, 2003, 06:34 PM   #7
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Summary for you Craig ......

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so true... no not really... it is true.
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Old Apr 28, 2003, 07:10 PM   #9
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hey... does this Summer girl happen to have once lived in Addison, Texas? (or Farmer's Branch or Carrolton?)
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ROTFL!
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Old Apr 28, 2003, 07:46 PM   #11
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Cool!

[COLOR=chocolate]I would like to know if the girl was cute, you know, youthful and wide eyed beauties abound..
was her shirt gathered into a knot above your exposed bellybutton,
was her skin soft and warm, with the blush of spring..
her eyes, did they catch the light of the spring sun, cascading through the clouds of a departing rainshower..
when you saw her, did you get close?
what did you smell, perhaps some light body spray, perfume or shampoo...
did her nostrils widen when she spoke, was she spontaneous, bubbly and effervescent..
did her words echo like thunder in your mind...
did she pluch the strings of your heart
and play a melody on your soul..
was she buxom..
was she fresh..
was she....
beautiful...

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Glad to hear you had fun on your trip. Btw, what in the world is a "hot colorguard girl"?
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Old Apr 28, 2003, 08:59 PM   #13
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hey... does this Summer girl happen to have once lived in Addison, Texas? (or Farmer's Branch or Carrolton?)
no...

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I would like to know if the girl was cute, you know, youthful and wide eyed beauties abound..
was her shirt gathered into a knot above your exposed bellybutton,
was her skin soft and warm, with the blush of spring..
her eyes, did they catch the light of the spring sun, cascading through the clouds of a departing rainshower..
when you saw her, did you get close?
what did you smell, perhaps some light body spray, perfume or shampoo...
did her nostrils widen when she spoke, was she spontaneous, bubbly and effervescent..
did her words echo like thunder in your mind...
did she pluch the strings of your heart
and play a melody on your soul..
was she buxom..
was she fresh..
was she....
beautiful...
holy crap... i'm telling her all that. Except i am changing all the "was"'s into you and when... she what she thinks of that!

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Glad to hear you had fun on your trip. Btw, what in the world is a "hot colorguard girl"?
its a hot blonde freshman that throws around a flag in unison with other girls (or guys... but they're usually gay...) in accordance to what the band is playing...
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Old Apr 28, 2003, 11:11 PM   #14
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rolleyes Her beauty old man

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I am sure this little beauty has a heart and a mind, but being a man, unless your brad pitt, you gotta make some overtures, Your not Vin Diesel, so take it slow at first...if you already have her ear, then begin to caress her mind, be complimentary but don't let her see through you, unless your objective is Carnal Conquest, be that as it may, then there are always skeezas around, fat girls need love too, ha ha...

Remember:

1. Caress her mind and her heart, gently at first like a good massage, don't push too hard, barely touch her and then let her respond, you will know when you look into her eyes, I mean really look at her eyes, not her breasts, this will be tough..hang in there man.

2. Allow her to develope ideas, but never stay focused on anything, unless your willing to get all the emotional baggage she might have, and believe me, even at her age, she's got some...they all do, haha.

3. Allow yourself to sit patiently and thoughtfully to respond to her needs and her desires..

4. Give her an oasis emotionally, that may mean not being selfish at first, but then if she wants you physically or emotionally for any length of time, she will let you know, or she will reject you...i.e. "let just be friends", ha ha..

5. Laugh with her, share her interests she might reciprocate, and above all else be a gentleman..until she wants you to be aggressive, girls really like that too, women even more...

6. Respect her inner child, she is more in touch with it than most men are, if she reveals it, protect it and cherish it, but never offend it, you'll know for sure...

7. And find something about her you really like besides the smooth and uniform tan skin that glides from her ankles to her inner thighs...you may get to homeplate quickly, but the trip around thte bases is what makes the whole "game worth playing"

8. Never be afraid of rejection, sometimes when you try to hard you get frustrated, step back and look around see if any other young girls want to share your time, you might be surprised...

9. These times are the seasons of emotion and like the winds they rise and fall, It is the wonder of devotion, upon us all a little rain must fall..

10. Good luck...Good lovers can also be good friends, enjoy it while it lasts...remember...

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE ALL BURN.......[/COLOR]

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Old Apr 29, 2003, 05:46 PM   #15
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Re: Her beauty old man

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I am sure this little beauty has a heart and a mind, but being a man, unless your brad pitt, you gotta make some overtures, Your not Vin Diesel, so take it slow at first...if you already have her ear, then begin to caress her mind, be complimentary but don't let her see through you, unless your objective is Carnal Conquest, be that as it may, then there are always skeezas around, fat girls need love too, ha ha...

Remember:

1. Caress her mind and her heart, gently at first like a good massage, don't push too hard, barely touch her and then let her respond, you will know when you look into her eyes, I mean really look at her eyes, not her breasts, this will be tough..hang in there man.

2. Allow her to develope ideas, but never stay focused on anything, unless your willing to get all the emotional baggage she might have, and believe me, even at her age, she's got some...they all do, haha.

3. Allow yourself to sit patiently and thoughtfully to respond to her needs and her desires..

4. Give her an oasis emotionally, that may mean not being selfish at first, but then if she wants you physically or emotionally for any length of time, she will let you know, or she will reject you...i.e. "let just be friends", ha ha..

5. Laugh with her, share her interests she might reciprocate, and above all else be a gentleman..until she wants you to be aggressive, girls really like that too, women even more...

6. Respect her inner child, she is more in touch with it than most men are, if she reveals it, protect it and cherish it, but never offend it, you'll know for sure...

7. And find something about her you really like besides the smooth and uniform tan skin that glides from her ankles to her inner thighs...you may get to homeplate quickly, but the trip around thte bases is what makes the whole "game worth playing"

8. Never be afraid of rejection, sometimes when you try to hard you get frustrated, step back and look around see if any other young girls want to share your time, you might be surprised...

9. These times are the seasons of emotion and like the winds they rise and fall, It is the wonder of devotion, upon us all a little rain must fall..

10. Good luck...Good lovers can also be good friends, enjoy it while it lasts...remember...

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE ALL BURN.......[/COLOR]
um... ok. lol

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6. Respect her inner child, she is more in touch with it than most men are, if she reveals it, protect it and cherish it, but never offend it, you'll know for sure...
no ctually i am probably more "in touch" with my inner child than she is... but it seems to work so hey.
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Old May 2, 2003, 11:45 AM   #16
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to lazy to read it all
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Old May 2, 2003, 02:23 PM   #17
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um im lost but glad you had fun you can tell me about in IRC sometime.
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Old May 2, 2003, 09:01 PM   #18
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i can't connect...
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