[Falstaff]

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been
in your second term of office for a year! ''

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...

"It's pronounced 'quiche'."

[askin]

Mr B goes to a doctor to have the brain examined. After an encephalography, his doctor tells him:
"Mr.B., on the left side of the brain, there is nothing right...and on the right side, there is nothing left!"

Askin Ozcan
Author of "THE SECOND VENICE" and
"WISDOM IN SMILE"
Two humorous masterpieces