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Old Apr 22, 2003, 12:48 AM   #1
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Where do thongs come from?

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You know the natural condom like feel of a nice thong, regardless of print, holding all the luggage we carry like a man running through a trains station? Or the light breathable fabric that holds both halves of the Poonani together and keeps the little hidden vibrating mechanisms in place? doesn't it come from the scrotal tissues or flesh of a beast? hmmmmm
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Old Apr 22, 2003, 01:22 AM   #2
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thongs come from a great thongwriter.
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Old Apr 22, 2003, 01:32 AM   #3
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rofl

you're quite thilly
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Old Apr 22, 2003, 02:16 AM   #4
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thstop that pweeze

I'll sick my little dustmop poochie on you, he's a killa, ha ha......
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Old Apr 22, 2003, 03:44 AM   #5
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weird thread, i think i'll keep a healthy distance...
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Old Apr 22, 2003, 03:52 AM   #6
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They come from shops dont they
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Old Apr 22, 2003, 04:51 AM   #7
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weird thread, i think i'll keep a healthy distance...
Uhh, I'm with you on that--
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"from Old English thwong; akin to Old Norse thvengr", according to webster.com
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Old Apr 22, 2003, 07:43 PM   #9
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Thongs are made from the skin of tentacle beasts
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Old Apr 22, 2003, 08:02 PM   #10
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Old Apr 22, 2003, 09:15 PM   #11
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Thongs are made from the skin of tentacle beasts

So that's way it rides my ass all day long....Ugh, and it chaffs my skin! Hanes or Fruit-of-the-Looms are far more comfortable. Nice cottony feel.... ^________^ Mmmmm....

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Old Apr 22, 2003, 09:27 PM   #12
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ROTF ill stick with my boxers!
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Old Apr 22, 2003, 11:07 PM   #13
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What do thongs do for comfort?

WHY.....TELL ME WHY....have thongs been so popular so long, surely people who care about comfort can't wear them right? It just mashes all the luggage against your gut, and forget running or jogging, sheesh, the old bat and balls just tumble around unless you can tape it to the post....ha ha...
I believe the French started the whole bloody thing, like bikinis..
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm is just really some1 with a lisp saying "Song"
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Old Apr 23, 2003, 01:11 PM   #15
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Big Grin THONG SONG!!!

Sisqo
Thong Song
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This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out

Ooh dat dress so scandalous
And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish

Uh
Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

BRIDGE
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong

CHORUS
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong

That girl so scandalous
And I know another nigga couldn't handle it
And she shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish

Uh
She like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And she cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

BRIDGE

CHORUS (2x)

Whoaaa
That dress so scandalous
And I swear another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish

(Whoa)
Uh ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban ya like the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

(Whoa)
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
(Ooh)
Uh think to sing it again
Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh think to sing it again
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on

Yeahhhh yeah

CHORUS (3x)

Whoa
Uh alright
Uh whoa yeah
Ooh
Whoa
(Like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
Baby
(That thong th thong thong thong)

(I like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
(That thong th thong thong thong)

.......to fade

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Thongs are not complete anymore without the Thong Song by Sisqo.

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