[MrSpock2002]

[COLOR=magenta][COLOR=pink]The Women's Rules[/COLOR]
1. The female always makes the rules
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the MALE knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
16. The female is ready when she is ready.
17. The male must be ready at all times.
18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
19. A woman can NEVER have too many shoes!!
20. And lastly, NO, it does NOT cure headaches, sore throats or any other ailments.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=red]We always hear "the rules" [/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]From the female side. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Now here are the rules from the Male side.
These are the Men’s rules! [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=red]Please note... these are all numbered "1" [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=red] ON PURPOSE![/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. Men are NOT mind readers. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. Learn to work the toilet seat. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]We need it up, you need it down. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]or the changing of the tides. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]Let it be. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. Shopping is NOT a sport. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]And no, we are never going to think of it that way. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. Crying is blackmail. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. Ask for what you want. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]Let us be clear on this one: [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]Subtle hints do not work! [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]Strong hints do not work! [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]Obvious hints do not work! [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]Just say it! [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]See a doctor. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. You can either ask us to do something [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]Or tell us how you want it done. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]Not both. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]We have no idea what mauve is. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. If it itches, it will be scratched. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]We do that. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]or golf. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. You have enough clothes. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. You have too many shoes. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]1. Thank you for reading this. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; [/COLOR]
[COLOR=sienna]But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.[/COLOR]

[Vikingod]

Yup, looks like you got them all. good find (I'd fix the formatting though..)

[MrSpock2002]

Fixed.