Paris Hilton Makes Love to iPhone

Necrosis · Jun 30, 2007, 03:56 PM

BA HA made you look!!

Couldn't help resisting posting about two things I could care less about.

CDsDontBurn · Jun 30, 2007, 03:57 PM

good one!

Necrosis · Jun 30, 2007, 03:58 PM

Better yet would it really be that shocking if it were true?

CDsDontBurn · Jun 30, 2007, 04:06 PM

not really. it'd probably make a halfway decent teaser

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Necrosis · Jun 30, 2007, 05:36 PM

Still I'd rather have the iPhone.

Judas · Jun 30, 2007, 05:59 PM

the title of this thread wouldn't surprise me.....

Necrosis · Jun 30, 2007, 06:00 PM

See my point exactly.

Judas · Jun 30, 2007, 06:22 PM

yup...

who gives a freaking flying...

**Mousey** · Jul 1, 2007, 06:58 AM

if this were to actually happen i hope the iphone explodes into a billion razor sharp pieces of shrapnel inside of her.... you know.... lady thing...

OmegaRED · Jul 1, 2007, 09:21 AM

I'd sleep with one of those. Here's a hint: it's warm, likes to be touched and doesn't have an STD.

Tipstaff · Jul 1, 2007, 06:17 PM

Got this off of 10ZenMonkeys:

iPhone vs Paris Hilton

iPhone: Simple to use.
Paris Hilton: Simple.

iPhone: Well-protected against viruses.
Paris Hilton: Has herpes.

iPhone: Critics complained battery life too short.
Paris Hilton: Critics complained prison life too short.

iPhone: Provides driving directions.
Paris Hilton: Knows how to drive. (Sort of.)

iPhone: Responds to touch from multiple fingers at once.
Paris Hilton: Responds to touch from multiple fingers at once.

iPhone: Wants to be held by everyone.
Paris Hilton: Wants to be held by her mother.

iPhone: Sexy footage leaked onto the net.
Paris Hilton: Sexy footage leaked onto the net.

iPhone: Appeared in multi-million dollar ad campaign.
Paris Hilton: Appeared in "House of Wax."

iPhone: Everyone wants what's in the box.
Paris Hilton: Everyone knows what's in the box.

**Mousey** · Jul 2, 2007, 06:29 PM

rofl, simple... how true

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jul 3, 2007, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosis

Better yet would it really be that shocking if it were true?

OMG Paris Hilton sucks... if it wasn't for the leaked videos of her
having sex and nude. Then I and most people wouldn't of ever known
nor cared that she ever existed. Now there are videos with her and
someone else if memory serves.... just retarded

Sadly now she some sort of teen idle. Sadly so as her body and her
performance in said videos would be considered "poor" IMO.

It was funny enough watching her video as she was on Oprah saying how
the rumors are false and there is no video ETC... when she on said tapes
ADJUSTS the CAMERA so I'd say she knows, what a lier.

Shes not news worthy get her off my TV... and off my internet

OmegaRED · Jul 3, 2007, 10:11 AM

I was really looking forward to Paris becoming a born against Christian but she lied about that too.

Jun 30, 2007, 03:56 PM	#1
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Jun 30, 2007, 04:06 PM	#4
CDsDontBurn 127.0.0.1 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 21,842 Rep Power: 133 System Specs	not really. it'd probably make a halfway decent teaser . __________________ CD's Corner // Her first day // A year later // RX-8 Club 3Dmark06 - 4176 // 3Dmark05 - 7459 // 3Dmark03 - 14289 // PCmark05 - 4453 // PCmark04 - 6297

Jul 1, 2007, 06:58 AM	#9
Mousey Bang. Bang. Bang. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 5,322 Rep Power: 104 System Specs	if this were to actually happen i hope the iphone explodes into a billion razor sharp pieces of shrapnel inside of her.... you know.... lady thing... __________________ Visit hardWIRED Free Lockerz invites! PM Me with your email! Who we are, is but a stepping stone to what we can become.

Jul 1, 2007, 09:21 AM	#10
OmegaRED In Fedor We Trust Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ottawa , Canada Posts: 4,743 Rep Power: 82 System Specs	I'd sleep with one of those. Here's a hint: it's warm, likes to be touched and doesn't have an STD. __________________

Jun 30, 2007, 03:58 PM	#3
Necrosis DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,577 Rep Power: 67 System Specs	Better yet would it really be that shocking if it were true?

Jun 30, 2007, 05:36 PM	#5
Necrosis DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,577 Rep Power: 67 System Specs	Still I'd rather have the iPhone.

Jun 30, 2007, 06:00 PM	#7
Necrosis DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,577 Rep Power: 67 System Specs	See my point exactly.

Jul 1, 2007, 06:17 PM	#11
Tipstaff DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Real capital of Canada: Toronto Posts: 5,515 Rep Power: 93 System Specs	Got this off of 10ZenMonkeys: iPhone vs Paris Hilton iPhone: Simple to use. Paris Hilton: Simple. iPhone: Well-protected against viruses. Paris Hilton: Has herpes. iPhone: Critics complained battery life too short. Paris Hilton: Critics complained prison life too short. iPhone: Provides driving directions. Paris Hilton: Knows how to drive. (Sort of.) iPhone: Responds to touch from multiple fingers at once. Paris Hilton: Responds to touch from multiple fingers at once. iPhone: Wants to be held by everyone. Paris Hilton: Wants to be held by her mother. iPhone: Sexy footage leaked onto the net. Paris Hilton: Sexy footage leaked onto the net. iPhone: Appeared in multi-million dollar ad campaign. Paris Hilton: Appeared in "House of Wax." iPhone: Everyone wants what's in the box. Paris Hilton: Everyone knows what's in the box. __________________ >><<

Jul 2, 2007, 06:29 PM	#12
Mousey Bang. Bang. Bang. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 5,322 Rep Power: 104 System Specs	rofl, simple... how true __________________ Visit hardWIRED Free Lockerz invites! PM Me with your email! Who we are, is but a stepping stone to what we can become.

Jul 3, 2007, 10:11 AM	#14
OmegaRED In Fedor We Trust Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ottawa , Canada Posts: 4,743 Rep Power: 82 System Specs	I was really looking forward to Paris becoming a born against Christian but she lied about that too. __________________