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Old May 16, 2007, 06:29 PM   #1
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I farted....
just thought U mite wanna know.
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Old May 16, 2007, 06:39 PM   #2
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Old May 16, 2007, 06:40 PM   #3
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oh it echoed all right..... i can smell it all the way here....... MY TURN!
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Old May 16, 2007, 09:46 PM   #5
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I didn't hear an echo
It wasnt that loud....On the Wiseman scale,which I prefer over the Plimbelton method 9 times outta 10.It would have scored a 4.Overall it would have scored a solid 8 because the bouquet was a good 9 or so.It was quite rich and had that oh so subtle burn when released It would have been quite lovley to have been able to release it on a train or inside of an airliner......cheers!
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Old May 17, 2007, 01:27 AM   #6
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Since not so many members are visiting the other threads, I'll just repeat something I mentioned on this topic in anothe thread.

I've been eating so many Mexican Taco Salads lately I'm beginning to fart in Spanish.
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Old May 17, 2007, 06:23 AM   #7
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Old May 17, 2007, 06:44 AM   #8
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Dyre is standing in public standing by a hot chick and bends over to tie his show "hey purty lady me gusta tu nalgas" (in a mexican accent) And he gets slapped.

For the espanolically challenged and myself I was shooting for "Hey pretty lady I like your buttcheeks"

Anyways I thought I just had to fart but instead Im going to run to the toilet just in case.
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Old May 17, 2007, 07:44 AM   #9
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Did the Chickita reply with "Vie tu foder caralho"? or "Tua madre es un de Puta" after the slap?
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Old May 17, 2007, 08:15 AM   #10
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Old May 17, 2007, 09:08 AM   #11
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Yeah,were an OK group....But sometimes we just get all mixed up.
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Old May 17, 2007, 11:07 AM   #13
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Grace, don't listen to a word - these are our true faces, smiling upon you with truth, honor and humor.
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Old May 17, 2007, 11:09 AM   #14
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When I fart the Miami weather centre issues a warning for tropical cyclone. I flatulate with the power of a deity. Homer Simpson would be proud.
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Old May 17, 2007, 11:42 AM   #15
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I see a guy having problems with his new videocard. He gets an advice to visit "the best tech forum on the internet". So he types in the adress, the page loads and the first active topic he sees is: "I farted and wanted you to know..."
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Old May 17, 2007, 12:21 PM   #17
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I see a guy having problems with his new videocard. He gets an advice to visit "the best tech forum on the internet". So he types in the adress, the page loads and the first active topic he sees is: "I farted and wanted you to know..."
And its probably the hottest thread on the whole damn forum right now
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Old May 17, 2007, 03:25 PM   #18
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Old May 17, 2007, 04:49 PM   #19
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I hate it, today I had to do office 2007 updates to patch the format issues between 2007 and 2003. So I farted in 500 chairs today!
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Old May 17, 2007, 08:05 PM   #20
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I hate it, today I had to do office 2007 updates to patch the format issues between 2007 and 2003. So I farted in 500 chairs today!
ECONO farting huh?
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Old May 17, 2007, 08:16 PM   #21
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Old May 17, 2007, 08:50 PM   #22
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ECONO farting huh?
Well it would be unfair if someone's chair wasn't farted in! Talk about praying they don't stink we have some hotties that work there. You are required to wear a dress or a skirt. Always eye candy around.
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Old May 21, 2007, 10:06 PM   #23
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OMG a fart thread !!! Come on guys.. aren't we above this?

Though I've peeled my fair share of paint and terrorized enough girlfriends.
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Old May 22, 2007, 01:48 AM   #24
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OMG a fart thread !!! Come on guys.. aren't we above this?
Apparently not lolz.

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Old May 22, 2007, 11:30 AM   #25
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OMG a fart thread !!! Come on guys.. aren't we above this?

Though I've peeled my fair share of paint and terrorized enough girlfriends.
Oh yes,they just hate it when you pass a rich one and pull the covers over her head.
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OMG a fart thread !!! Come on guys.. aren't we above this?

Though I've peeled my fair share of paint and terrorized enough girlfriends.