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Apr 13, 2007, 06:09 AM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 12,115
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Blind Man in an All-Girl Bar....
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Apr 13, 2007, 06:26 AM
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Giggity!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: ___
Posts: 4,116
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oldie but a goodie 
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Apr 13, 2007, 07:33 AM
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DH SuperMod
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type...
Posts: 15,763
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That was great, I love your jokes Dyre.
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Apr 13, 2007, 08:06 AM
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I = Greatest Dood
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: PuNk
Posts: 5,854
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awesome!
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Apr 16, 2007, 02:53 AM
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#5
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In Fedor We Trust
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Ottawa , Canada
Posts: 3,854
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That's great!
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Apr 16, 2007, 03:57 AM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 9,501
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I'm sooo gonna use that one all the time 
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Apr 16, 2007, 07:21 PM
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#7
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 12,115
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandok
I'm sooo gonna use that one all the time 
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You mean I don't have to explain this one to YOU? 
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Apr 19, 2007, 12:05 PM
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DH's #1 Hustla and Pimp
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Dirty Dot
Posts: 6,931
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destroyed them all
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Apr 19, 2007, 03:58 PM
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Epic Phail at Lief
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 3,443
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lol Shweet xD
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