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Old Apr 13, 2007, 06:09 AM   #1
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Big Grin Blind Man in an All-Girl Bar....

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Old Apr 13, 2007, 06:26 AM   #2
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Old Apr 13, 2007, 07:33 AM   #3
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That was great, I love your jokes Dyre.
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Old Apr 13, 2007, 08:06 AM   #4
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awesome!
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Old Apr 16, 2007, 02:53 AM   #5
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Old Apr 16, 2007, 03:57 AM   #6
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I'm sooo gonna use that one all the time
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Old Apr 16, 2007, 07:21 PM   #7
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I'm sooo gonna use that one all the time
You mean I don't have to explain this one to YOU?
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Old Apr 19, 2007, 12:05 PM   #8
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Old Apr 19, 2007, 03:58 PM   #9
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