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Apr 1, 2007, 04:07 PM
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VETUS INFLATIO
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Irish Gas Station humour (from my Dad)
Subject: IRISH GAS STATION
> > > > Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his > new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. > > An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the > golf pro is.. "Top o' the mornin to ya". > > As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. > > "So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant. > > "They're called tees," replies Tiger. > > "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman. > > "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger. > > "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. > "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything." |
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Apr 1, 2007, 05:16 PM
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man I got good laugh out of this
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Apr 1, 2007, 05:51 PM
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Howlin at the moon
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Yes I laughed when I read it the second time, the first time I was wondering how he fit to trees in his pocket.
Let that be a lesson to you young people, uncle Lel says Whisky makes you read funny. |
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Apr 1, 2007, 08:12 PM
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I = Greatest Dood
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Apr 2, 2007, 02:56 AM
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VETUS INFLATIO
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I am ex-navy so I actually got the visual...
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Apr 2, 2007, 03:25 AM
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