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Jan 18, 2007, 05:55 AM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 12,078
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The Secret of a Happy Marriage....
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box
in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to
open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day
the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not
recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she
said,
"my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never
argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just
keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
happiness.
"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this
money? Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said, "That's the money I made from selling the dolls."
The ladies will love this.
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Jan 18, 2007, 06:04 AM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 9,501
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 Nice one 
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Jan 18, 2007, 08:41 AM
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VETUS INFLATIO
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Red Lodge UK
Posts: 15,589
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da dit dum...LOL
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Jan 18, 2007, 08:44 AM
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DH SuperMod
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type...
Posts: 15,679
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That was great Dyre, very funny.
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Jan 18, 2007, 09:07 AM
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DH's Latest Mac Convert
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Basement of the first floor
Posts: 15,554
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heh i liked that one
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Jan 18, 2007, 11:26 AM
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Driverheaven brewmaster
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 4,834
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 very nice
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Jan 18, 2007, 12:02 PM
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alpha male
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: offpiste
Posts: 5,496
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cute!
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Jan 18, 2007, 12:06 PM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
Join Date: May 2002
Location: IN Rem-Dormancy
Posts: 23,306
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that's a shitload of dolls...
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Jan 18, 2007, 04:19 PM
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I'm dangerous but cute...
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Under the waves...
Posts: 3,092
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Made me laugh - thanks  
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Jan 18, 2007, 11:27 PM
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Delete Me
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 14,676
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas
that's a shitload of dolls...
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Good call there, captain obvious
*wonders how many dolls his fiance would have by now*
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Jan 19, 2007, 12:06 AM
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F.U.B.A.R.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Southern California
Posts: 18,588
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A good joke  .....
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Originally Posted by pr0digal jenius
Good call there, captain obvious
*wonders how many dolls his fiance would have by now*
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....Followed by another joke 
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Jan 19, 2007, 12:14 AM
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DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 208
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haha, that was great 
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