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Jan 12, 2007, 07:08 PM
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guts vs balls
guts vs. balls
> We've all heard about people having "guts" or "balls." But do you > really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you > informed, the definition for each is listed below... > GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being > met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you > still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" > BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling > of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on > the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next." > I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically > speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately > result in death. |
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Jan 12, 2007, 07:21 PM
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DH's Youngest Mod
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oh jeez........
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Jan 12, 2007, 07:36 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
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Jan 12, 2007, 07:47 PM
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Lmao
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Jan 13, 2007, 01:54 AM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
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hey!! im married! it really isnt like that.....
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Jan 13, 2007, 03:34 AM
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