Need advice. . .

Rasta Monsta · Oct 13, 2006, 08:00 PM

[COLOR=blue]I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me, the usual signs... phone rings, but if I answer the caller just hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, as if she's going to walk the last bit in the dark. Why? maybe it 's not a taxi at all.

The other night I picked up her mobile phone just to check the time, she saw me doing this and went ape sh!t at me grabbing the phone out my hand screaming I should never touch her personel property, then accused me of spying on her.

Anyway, I have never asked my wife if she is seeing someone else, I think deep down I really don't want to know the truth. So last night she went out again with the girls so I decided to check on her. I decided to park the Porsche by the side of the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the road outside the house when she returned. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car that I noticed a small amount of oil leaking from underneath.

So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer ?.[/COLOR]

**dj_stick** · Oct 13, 2006, 08:20 PM

Necrosis · Oct 13, 2006, 09:02 PM

This is like the second time I've read this, and I fell for it again.

LeanWolf · Oct 13, 2006, 09:39 PM

good one, had me going.

LHC · Oct 13, 2006, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosis

This is like the second time I've read this, and I fell for it again.

Same here

zenkmander · Oct 14, 2006, 01:01 AM

Had me fooled, too. I was really anxious to find out what the outcome was.

Just Learnin' · Oct 14, 2006, 01:48 AM

Totally taken!!! Using this elsewhere for certain!!! Steals away.....

pr0digal jenius · Oct 14, 2006, 04:36 AM

last time i heard this it was a small rust spot

CDsDontBurn · Oct 14, 2006, 05:13 AM

OMG! take it to a mechanic!

Dyre Straits · Oct 14, 2006, 05:28 AM

I thought it sounded familiar. LORL/ROFL!!!

TheBlackCat · Oct 14, 2006, 10:52 PM

Nice, very nice. I was totally fooled too.

Falstaff · Oct 14, 2006, 11:09 PM

get the car checked out!

what!

Tinkerhell · Oct 16, 2006, 09:55 AM

*removes hook from mouth*

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Oct 14, 2006, 10:52 PM	#11
TheBlackCat DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Searching for the Candle in the Dark Posts: 567 Rep Power: 22	Nice, very nice. I was totally fooled too. __________________ [color=#000000]There is always an easy solution to every human problem—neat, plausible and wrong.[/color] -H. L. Mencken

Oct 14, 2006, 11:09 PM	#12
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Oct 14, 2006, 01:48 AM	#7
Just Learnin' DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Posts: 1,394 Rep Power: 35 System Specs	Totally taken!!! Using this elsewhere for certain!!! Steals away.....

Oct 14, 2006, 04:36 AM	#8
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Oct 16, 2006, 09:55 AM	#13
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