A Hillbilly Birthin'

Dyre Straits · Sep 14, 2006, 01:18 AM

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's
wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called
out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor
handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I
can see what I am doing!."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there", said the
doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think
there's another one coming."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold
that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the
doctor..

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet
another one coming!" cried the doctor.

The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
doctor, . .

You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?

Just Learnin' · Sep 14, 2006, 01:45 AM

Liked it ! Thanks.

CDsDontBurn · Sep 14, 2006, 04:55 AM

hillbillies make blondes look good

**dj_stick** · Sep 14, 2006, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDsDontBurn

hillbillies make blondes look good

but when compared to you…

CDsDontBurn · Sep 14, 2006, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dj_stick

but when compared to you…

i'm a genius

Tinkerhell · Sep 14, 2006, 04:03 PM

hehehe. Hillbilly jokes are always good.

"You shore do got a purty mouth"

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Sep 14, 2006, 01:45 AM	#2
Just Learnin' DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Posts: 1,394 Rep Power: 35 System Specs	Liked it ! Thanks.

Sep 14, 2006, 04:03 PM	#6
Tinkerhell Not all fairies are nice. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 975 Rep Power: 29	hehehe. Hillbilly jokes are always good. "You shore do got a purty mouth"