[Falstaff]

All across the kingdom, the news travelled quickly that the Queen’s bell-ringer, who faithfully served the royal family for decades, had passed. The Queen made the royal decree that she was looking for someone to come and take his place.

The next day, a humble peasant was first in the long line of applicants for the job. “My Queen,” he entreated her, “since I was a youth, I have always wanted to serve our kingdom and the royal family in this way. Let me be your bell-ringer, and I will serve in earnest all the days of my life.”

The Queen appreciated the peasant’s words, but was puzzled. “My humble servant, I have but one question: how can you serve the kingdom as the royal bell-ringer? You don’t have any arms!”

The peasant smiled and said simply, “Take me to the tower and I will show you.”

The Queen, her entourage, and the peasant climbed the steps of the bell tower until they reached the top. The peasant looked over his shoulder at the queen, “Behold!” And with that, the peasant ran to the far side of the room, spun around and ran directly at the bell. Faster and faster he ran then leapt, flew through the air, and–WHAM!–hit the bell full-force with his face.

Stunned, the Queen hesitated. But, when she heard the bell peal as never before, she told the peasant, “the position is yours.”

Weeks went by as the peasant served faithfully and punctually, and always in the same way: he would run across the room, spin around, charge directly at the bell, leap, and–WHAM!–hit the bell full-force with his face.

Until, that is, one fateful morning when the peasant woke up late. Certain he could still make it in time, he ran from his common home, tore across the kingdom, scrambled up the tower, across the room, spun, leapt and…missed the bell entirely! He instead flew across the room, out the nearby window and plummeted a thousand feet to his death.

Having heard the commotion, the castle guards ran upstairs to find the empty room. They looked out the window to find a crowd gathering around the peasant’s body. The one guard looks at each other and says, “My God–that poor man! Have you any idea who he is?”

The other:

(wait for it!)

“I don’t know, but his face rings a bell.”

[LHC]

Good one

[Sandok]

Now that's just lame

[craig5320]

Oh dear.

LOL

[SFOSOK]

isn't it supposed be a name that rings a bell? lol

[Tinkerhell]

That's just bad.

[BabylenTatarsky]

The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on her heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the Queen continued hr interviews for a new bell ringer.

The first man to approach him said, "Your majesty, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch who fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honor his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty."

The Queen agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless man’s brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, and died on the spot.

Two Castle guards, hearing the Queen's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.

"What has happened? Who is this man?" the first Guard asked breathlessly.
"I don’t know his name," sighed the Queen...

(here we go again..)

“.... But he’s a dead ringer for his brother."

[Falstaff]

Originally Posted by BabylenTatarsky

The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on her heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the Queen continued hr interviews for a new bell ringer.

The first man to approach him said, "Your majesty, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch who fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honor his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty."

The Queen agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless man’s brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, and died on the spot.

Two Castle guards, hearing the Queen's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.

"What has happened? Who is this man?" the first Guard asked breathlessly.
"I don’t know his name," sighed the Queen...

(here we go again..)

“.... But he’s a dead ringer for his brother."

DOH!!!!!

BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

[SexPistoL]

OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo.................... .

[craig5320]

Originally Posted by BabylenTatarsky

The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on her heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the Queen continued hr interviews for a new bell ringer.

The first man to approach him said, "Your majesty, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch who fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honor his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty."

The Queen agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless man’s brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, and died on the spot.

Two Castle guards, hearing the Queen's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.

"What has happened? Who is this man?" the first Guard asked breathlessly.
"I don’t know his name," sighed the Queen...

(here we go again..)

“.... But he’s a dead ringer for his brother."

hahahaha, that really finished it off, nice. lol

[dj_stick]

well the first post was only half the joke

[BabylenTatarsky]

I preferred the first half.

[SFOSOK]

Neither seemed funny to me at all. I don't know why.