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Aug 21, 2006, 03:58 AM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 12,078
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The Seven Degrees of Blondes....
Seven Degrees of Blondes
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some
woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says,
"Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The
second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does
so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her
head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde
replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's
the capital of Wisconsin ?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware ." `
SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the
crime The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9
unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the
porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on
the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to
find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."
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Aug 21, 2006, 04:38 AM
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Fun loving criminal
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Slovenia
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Live and let live!
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Aug 21, 2006, 10:14 AM
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Delete Me
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 14,676
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i like the roe vs. wade one best 
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Aug 21, 2006, 12:09 PM
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F.U.B.A.R.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Southern California
Posts: 18,588
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i find the "coast is clear" best  .....closely followed by "Shut up, your next!"
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Aug 21, 2006, 02:59 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 817
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Coast is Clear gets it.
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Aug 21, 2006, 03:05 PM
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DH SuperMod
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type...
Posts: 15,680
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very good, I like the first and last the best.
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Aug 21, 2006, 03:51 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 9,501
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I don't get the coast is clear... Best is the last 
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Aug 22, 2006, 12:35 AM
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F.U.B.A.R.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Southern California
Posts: 18,588
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Aug 22, 2006, 12:36 AM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 12,078
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Sandok
I don't get the coast is clear... Best is the last 
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Oh, my.......
At 2 a.m. the phone rings.
Blonde picks up the phone and a female voice asks, "Is the coast clear?"
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Aug 22, 2006, 12:50 AM
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F.U.B.A.R.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Southern California
Posts: 18,588
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and dyre.....you thought i was bad 
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Aug 22, 2006, 01:01 AM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 12,078
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Originally Posted by CDsDontBurn
and dyre.....you thought i was bad 
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I'm still laughing...... 
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Aug 22, 2006, 01:05 AM
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F.U.B.A.R.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Southern California
Posts: 18,588
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Originally Posted by Dyre Straits
I'm still laughing...... 
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at me, or sandok?
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Aug 22, 2006, 01:22 AM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 12,078
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by CDsDontBurn
at me, or sandok?
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My current laughing spell is at Sandok. 
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Aug 24, 2006, 12:20 AM
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Mr. Nobody
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: OmniPresent Nightwatcher
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