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Jun 28, 2006, 11:39 AM
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I Have lovely Breasts
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In the closet...
Posts: 5,394
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do you ever get a rancid taste in your mouth after dealing with psycho women?
cause I do.
oooohhh man I'm so glad I'm not in highschool anymore.
I went to a friend's graduation party and she invited alot of her classmates. It was all fun and games until a couple of her friends came over to rub up against me. I tried to explain to them that I'm very happily taken by someone else but they didn't seem to buy it. Now they're basically trying to stalk me by asking the hostess of the party everything she knows about me (fortunately the hostess is a smart girl and knows her friends are psycho bitches).
Oh yeah and one of her friends (not one who was rubbing up against me) is REALLY crazy. She keeps insisting that her boyfriend is evil and breaks the condoms intentionally just to cause her misery (I shit you not...) My best friend and I tried to explain to her that it is a VERY RARE (so as to be unheard of) breed of teenage male that TRIES to knock a girl up. Then we explain that maybe if she feels this way she should dump him...to which she replies "BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!"
*sigh*

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Jun 28, 2006, 12:36 PM
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Fun loving criminal
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Slovenia
Posts: 988
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Thank god I don't mess with teenage girls anymore. What is under age of 24 is too childish for me.
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Jun 28, 2006, 03:21 PM
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-DH Resident Uber Poster-
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Riverside, CA (right next to the f*ckin train)
Posts: 6,624
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some women are just naturally like that man. I dated this one girl who seemed nice at the time and was quite beautiful, thing is she didn't tell me she was f*ckin crazy. So I dumped her even after she threatened to kill herself if I did dump her. Unfortunately that waste of space is still alive today, actually she'll be f*ckin my best friend when he gets back from New York. Ain't life funny? hahahaha
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Jun 28, 2006, 03:28 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 9,501
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Where do you find such crazy ass babes?  All my gals were normal... 
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Jun 28, 2006, 04:04 PM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 12,114
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If I did, I'd have that bad taste in my mouth all the time!  'Cause all females are psycho. 
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Jun 28, 2006, 04:47 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Floatin'...
Posts: 4,958
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Partizan
Thank god I don't mess with teenage girls anymore. What is under age of 24 is too childish for me.
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Good man 
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Jun 28, 2006, 04:49 PM
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Anti-Piracy Poster Boy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: NJ
Posts: 2,370
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Psycho girls stick together and have psycho friends.
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Jun 28, 2006, 05:30 PM
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-DH Resident Uber Poster-
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Riverside, CA (right next to the f*ckin train)
Posts: 6,624
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Originally Posted by Sandok
Where do you find such crazy ass babes?  All my gals were normal... 
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What the hell are you talkin about? I even understand women and all that shit and I still think they are all psyco.
Edit: There is a good type of psyco though 
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Jun 28, 2006, 05:33 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Posts: 5,219
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one more advantage to add to being anti-social. i dont get out much so i dont meet these people, and thus, dont have these problems.
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Jun 28, 2006, 05:51 PM
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I Have lovely Breasts
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In the closet...
Posts: 5,394
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yeah...and see dark lord some could say "well then you get less booty..." But the fact is that I'd feel like I was fucking a retarded person on date rape drugs if I did ANYTHING with one of these girls. they're SO ANNOYING!
uhg.
i mean my girlfriend is crazy...but its a cute kinda crazy...like when she cooks she pretends shes on a cooking show and says everything shes doing. Its alittle weird...but its cute. THAT I can handle just fine. If she started accusing me of breaking condoms intentionally she'd get the boot to the door.
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Jun 28, 2006, 11:08 PM
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DH sig maker!
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Compton
Posts: 1,110
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Originally Posted by Sandok
Where do you find such crazy ass babes?  All my gals were normal... 
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Oh man.. what do you classify as normal..? Im still in high school.. and DAMN there are some crazy ones out there.. they make me want to go nuts.. I mean I have a girl now. but this girls isnt one of "those".. and these girls I speak of really have problems.. it scare me sometimes 
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Jun 29, 2006, 12:05 AM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 9,501
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Originally Posted by Green Death Flavor
What the hell are you talkin about? I even understand women and all that shit and I still think they are all psyco.
Edit: There is a good type of psyco though 
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Crazy bed psycho is okay by me
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Originally Posted by LuCifer
Oh man.. what do you classify as normal..? Im still in high school.. and DAMN there are some crazy ones out there.. they make me want to go nuts.. I mean I have a girl now. but this girls isnt one of "those".. and these girls I speak of really have problems.. it scare me sometimes 
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I'm in High School too mate and really, I don't know of any psycho girls... Weird and anoric ugly hoe bitches sure, but really psycho like Gemini described, totally not. 
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Jun 29, 2006, 04:43 AM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: t0r0nt0
Posts: 574
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western girls tsk tsk
hah.. i mean..... arent the geek/tech/game/tv/anime girls less crazy?
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Jun 29, 2006, 04:36 PM
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DH's oldest Geek?
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 1,454
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Originally Posted by Green Death Flavor
...I even understand women...
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You poor deluded soul.
No man EVER understands wimmins 
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Jun 29, 2006, 08:19 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,347
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Originally Posted by OldBuzzard
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QFT 
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Jun 29, 2006, 08:36 PM
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DH's Latest Mac Convert
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Basement of the first floor
Posts: 15,630
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Originally Posted by OldBuzzard
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he's not old enough to realise that yet
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