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Old Jun 28, 2006, 11:39 AM   #1
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do you ever get a rancid taste in your mouth after dealing with psycho women?

cause I do.

oooohhh man I'm so glad I'm not in highschool anymore.

I went to a friend's graduation party and she invited alot of her classmates. It was all fun and games until a couple of her friends came over to rub up against me. I tried to explain to them that I'm very happily taken by someone else but they didn't seem to buy it. Now they're basically trying to stalk me by asking the hostess of the party everything she knows about me (fortunately the hostess is a smart girl and knows her friends are psycho bitches).

Oh yeah and one of her friends (not one who was rubbing up against me) is REALLY crazy. She keeps insisting that her boyfriend is evil and breaks the condoms intentionally just to cause her misery (I shit you not...) My best friend and I tried to explain to her that it is a VERY RARE (so as to be unheard of) breed of teenage male that TRIES to knock a girl up. Then we explain that maybe if she feels this way she should dump him...to which she replies "BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!"

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Old Jun 28, 2006, 12:36 PM   #2
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Thank god I don't mess with teenage girls anymore. What is under age of 24 is too childish for me.
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Old Jun 28, 2006, 03:21 PM   #3
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some women are just naturally like that man. I dated this one girl who seemed nice at the time and was quite beautiful, thing is she didn't tell me she was f*ckin crazy. So I dumped her even after she threatened to kill herself if I did dump her. Unfortunately that waste of space is still alive today, actually she'll be f*ckin my best friend when he gets back from New York. Ain't life funny? hahahaha
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Old Jun 28, 2006, 03:28 PM   #4
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Where do you find such crazy ass babes? All my gals were normal...
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Old Jun 28, 2006, 04:04 PM   #5
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If I did, I'd have that bad taste in my mouth all the time! 'Cause all females are psycho.
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Old Jun 28, 2006, 04:47 PM   #6
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Thank god I don't mess with teenage girls anymore. What is under age of 24 is too childish for me.
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Old Jun 28, 2006, 04:49 PM   #7
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Psycho girls stick together and have psycho friends.
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Old Jun 28, 2006, 05:30 PM   #8
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Where do you find such crazy ass babes? All my gals were normal...
What the hell are you talkin about? I even understand women and all that shit and I still think they are all psyco.

Edit: There is a good type of psyco though
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Old Jun 28, 2006, 05:33 PM   #9
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one more advantage to add to being anti-social. i dont get out much so i dont meet these people, and thus, dont have these problems.
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Old Jun 28, 2006, 05:51 PM   #10
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yeah...and see dark lord some could say "well then you get less booty..." But the fact is that I'd feel like I was fucking a retarded person on date rape drugs if I did ANYTHING with one of these girls. they're SO ANNOYING!

uhg.

i mean my girlfriend is crazy...but its a cute kinda crazy...like when she cooks she pretends shes on a cooking show and says everything shes doing. Its alittle weird...but its cute. THAT I can handle just fine. If she started accusing me of breaking condoms intentionally she'd get the boot to the door.
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Old Jun 28, 2006, 11:08 PM   #11
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Where do you find such crazy ass babes? All my gals were normal...
Oh man.. what do you classify as normal..? Im still in high school.. and DAMN there are some crazy ones out there.. they make me want to go nuts.. I mean I have a girl now. but this girls isnt one of "those".. and these girls I speak of really have problems.. it scare me sometimes
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Old Jun 29, 2006, 12:05 AM   #12
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What the hell are you talkin about? I even understand women and all that shit and I still think they are all psyco.

Edit: There is a good type of psyco though
Crazy bed psycho is okay by me

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Oh man.. what do you classify as normal..? Im still in high school.. and DAMN there are some crazy ones out there.. they make me want to go nuts.. I mean I have a girl now. but this girls isnt one of "those".. and these girls I speak of really have problems.. it scare me sometimes
I'm in High School too mate and really, I don't know of any psycho girls... Weird and anoric ugly hoe bitches sure, but really psycho like Gemini described, totally not.
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Old Jun 29, 2006, 04:43 AM   #13
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hah.. i mean..... arent the geek/tech/game/tv/anime girls less crazy?
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Old Jun 29, 2006, 04:36 PM   #14
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...I even understand women...
You poor deluded soul.

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Old Jun 29, 2006, 08:19 PM   #15
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You poor deluded soul.

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You poor deluded soul.

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