[Nacht]

> Husband Wanted
> A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get
> married.
> She put an ad in the local paper that read:
>
> HUSBAND WANTED!
> MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's)
> MUST NOT BEAT ME,
> MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
> AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
> ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
>
> On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her
> dismay,she opened the door to see a gray - haired gentleman
> sitting in a wheelchair.
> He had no arms or legs.
>
> The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to
> consider you, are you?
> Just look at you....you have no legs!"
>
> The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on
> you!"
>
> She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
>
> Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
> She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently.
> "Are you still good in bed?"
>
> With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big
> broad smile and said "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

[Razgriz]

Hahahaha nice one!

[dj_stick]

haha that's great

[The_Neon_Cowboy]

Lol

[pr0digal jenius]

boooo!

[Drakon]

LOL

[LuCifer]

lol Nice

[CDsDontBurn]

i've heard it before. a bit differently though.

still funny though