Even Sandok might get this one.

[Just Learnin']

Today's Smile

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's' bottom.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,

'Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that ."

[riles9262]

that's very good

[Sandok]

Ewww nasty

[SFOSOK]

hhahahaha

[niceguyrichy]

peach

[Guyver2K5]

hahahahahah

[Dyre Straits]

Rofl

[Mort_Cinder]

thats funny

[mainman]

good one!!!

[Drakon]

Nice one

[CDsDontBurn]

w0w! things not to say to your wife