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Old May 10, 2006, 07:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
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Old May 10, 2006, 08:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
I have NEVER read my email with my hand on the mouse.

I have ALWAYS used my eyes.
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Old May 10, 2006, 08:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i dont want to sound blonde...

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Old May 10, 2006, 08:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I leave my hand on the mouse if it'sa short email that i'm gunna delete after i glance over it....other then that i usually read email during meals...thus...I email in between bites of sandwich or soup or strudel or something
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Old May 10, 2006, 09:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i don't read email....
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Old May 10, 2006, 10:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I read Judas' email.

Someone has to.
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Old May 10, 2006, 11:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I read Judas' email.

Someone has to.
I admire that in a person, making his whole experience at the senior center more rewarding, your so thoughtful AndrewYay
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Old May 11, 2006, 02:03 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I just needed an excuse to steal meds.
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Old May 11, 2006, 02:32 AM   #9 (permalink)
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why steal them when you can go straight to the supplier

as for the topic, i doubt it's true. i need hard core evidence before i would even consider it
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Old May 11, 2006, 02:46 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I can't stop thinking how someone can define "insufficient brain"?
is there a standard for that these days?
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Old May 11, 2006, 03:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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it's a joke people...
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Old May 12, 2006, 02:51 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old May 12, 2006, 04:03 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I can't stop thinking how someone can define "insufficient brain"?
is there a standard for that these days?
insufficient brain: the abnormal size of the brain smaller than the average brain. .

ok....no beef, it's 2am here ATM, and i'm just too tired to really make any more new posts. :sad:
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Old May 14, 2006, 10:19 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm dumb then, heh. I let go of my mouse for nobody.
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