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Apr 6, 2006, 02:59 AM
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tell the story.....!!!!
ok here is something different.
 im gonna start a story then you just add a sentence or two to myne and just repeat there after here goes:  In the GREAT hall past the gates of NARSNA sits a warrior with the ZUROMA sword. this sword is the begining of all his adventure.... Last edited by the big Firefly; Apr 6, 2006 at 07:35 AM. |
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Apr 7, 2006, 01:32 AM
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...just bummin 'round
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swinging it to and fro, admiring it and the masterful technique required to weild such a piece, doubt arises.........
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Apr 7, 2006, 01:40 AM
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"Why should I live" he thought as he plunged the Zuroma sword into his gut...
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Apr 7, 2006, 01:52 AM
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as he folds over, barley caught is the glimpse of hope, brought forth by the fair Maiden........
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Apr 7, 2006, 05:20 AM
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As he looked at the fair maiden, he noticed two bunnys mating in the distance behind her. As he looked back at the maiden, he wondered if the days of polishing his own sword were finally over.
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Apr 8, 2006, 11:56 AM
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Then he looked at the cow in the barn and wondered if his days of polishing his own sword were finally over. But then something happened. The maiden caught a glimpse of something and run towards him, fear in her eyes. Out of bright lightning came an old man, covered in ragged clothes. His chest was naked and a long scar traveled through his skin. Suddendly, his hand raised into the air and yelled: "He is mine!". So the warrior yelled back "Who the hell are you! I'm never gonna be yours!". Then the old man said "I meant HE!" pointing at the maiden. "WTF!" thought the warrior, "you are a dood!" but before the maiden could answer the old man jumped ahead and took the "maiden" by the arm and stroke the warrior with some strange lightning power. A giant ferret appeared out of thin air and the old man jumped on it, carrying the "maiden" with him, running away.
The warrior got up, "I won't let you take her... I mean, him!". He pondered for a second.. even though the maiden was a he... it was the closest he would be of getting laid anytime soon. So, ignoring the offended moo from the cow in the barn, he took his sword and run to save the maiden dood, so he jumped on his... Last edited by Sanafabich; Apr 9, 2006 at 12:10 AM. |
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Apr 10, 2006, 02:08 AM
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black and pink zebra and road into the sunset. as he was galiping on his proud colourful creature he thought about the look in the maidens eye anwonder if he would see her again.....knowing in his heart the road the get her/him back was a long one. and out of no where the hudge object was lurking in the shadows.... it was a........
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Apr 10, 2006, 02:32 AM
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..a huge bear that jumped out and killed and ate him. Later that day, the bear shat him out and dung beetles rolled up the shat into little shat balls and buried them all over the forest.
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Apr 10, 2006, 04:22 AM
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The End
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Apr 10, 2006, 04:30 AM
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or is it, because .....
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Apr 10, 2006, 05:10 AM
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..they were magic dung beetles that had the power to collect souls.
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Apr 10, 2006, 07:48 AM
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(hahahahah
 )in the mean while the HE/SHE maiden escaped from the old man. HE/SHE went look for him and found his body mest up. with HIS/HE power HE/SHE heald the body but his soul was missing..... she then trased the beatle down and found them close to the old man's mantion. she quikly made away with them and and his saul returned to his body...."my sword" he said...... |
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Apr 10, 2006, 02:05 PM
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"how much will you give me for my sword? for I am hungry and crave a #2 from mcdonalds, but have no money!"....
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Apr 11, 2006, 01:55 AM
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"dont worry" HE/SHE said. "your a worior that tried to save my life so McDonalds is on me". he smiled and of they went for a nice meal........but ON THE WAY THERE....
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Apr 11, 2006, 02:48 AM
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After he awoke from that horrible dream, the warrior stood up and collected himself. Allowing the dream to escape him as he headed west, to the great city NARSNA! Walking down the west path he saw a wretched beast, a beast that was almost two times his size! The warrior draws his sword, and looks the beast in the eyes. He then holds his sword up above his head, and yells out to the GOD OF INFERNO to grant him power. "with this sword I ask you to grant me the power of the Inferno" he says, as a stream of fire shoots twords his sword. The beast gets weary and leaps after the warror. The warrior shouts "you messed with the wrong F**ker", as he slices the beast in half with his 2-handed claymore. "Let your soul lay in the depths of inferno you wretched f**K"......
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Apr 11, 2006, 06:44 AM
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he then continued his path to NARSNA...after a hours walk, in the distance he show a figure. a small figure. as he came closer the figure started to become that of a little boy. the boy was sittng and crying. the warior walk up to him and said with a strong voice: "....
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Apr 11, 2006, 06:52 AM
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"tell me boy, where can I find the lord of these lands?"
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Apr 11, 2006, 07:57 AM
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the boy looked up with tears in his eyes and said:"....
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Apr 11, 2006, 08:44 AM
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I serve no one sir, these lands wither under a terrible spell, Please sir, any food or something to fill the belly, or perhaps slay me, and end this poor mortal's coil. The boy collapsed at his feet.
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Apr 18, 2006, 01:45 AM
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he looked at the boy seeing himself in the boy's tears. he pulled the boy up, whiped off his tears and said....
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Apr 18, 2006, 05:32 AM
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I need our eyes and ears little man, for even with my own, I cannot see what you have seen, I will give you quarter, and something to eat, rise from the earth again brave soul and stand on your own two feet.
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Apr 18, 2006, 07:25 AM
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so the little boy rised like a blooming flower, ate what he was given and made the warior's tale his own. as they walked down the lonley road the warior stoped the boy with his hand and lokked are while holding his sword....then...
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Apr 18, 2006, 05:22 PM
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the boy quickly grabbed the sword form the warriors grip and tried to run away, into the the forrest. He ran after the boy, trying to get the thing back that he loved most.
After he passed some trees he suddenly trippled and fell. As he looked after the boy that he trusted not a minute ago, he saw a shadowy figure follow him, trying not to be seen...
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Apr 19, 2006, 02:08 AM
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this was of great cocern to him. for this mite be the shadow that tarted this path that he must walk. the shadow....tha shadow that killed his father and mother in cold blood. the shadow that honted his dreams for so long. as he looked at the boy dispear in the distance got the strenght to stand up and run after him......after hour of running after the boy he.......
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Apr 19, 2006, 03:46 AM
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saw the land that he trespassed upon, and the Lord that owned it must be the Lord of Shadows, for it seemed that all who saw him did not acknowlege his presence, and they did not seem real, mere shadows themselves in the fading light, a magic spell rule this land and smothered it like a blanket.
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Apr 23, 2006, 01:13 PM
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...just bummin 'round
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but why was he here, and now? All paths lead him here and the fight was long overdue. Steadying his conscience, he steps forward, his will left behind..........
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Apr 23, 2006, 05:51 PM
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faith in his eternal father, faith in the oath that he took, solemn and quiet, from his mighty blade he will hew the beasts and cleave the demons that cross his path. This land must be free, if not by his hand and his sword, then by an army of stalwart men, knights, warriors and mercenaries, but the fight must begin now, his prey lurks in the shadows, tastes the air and waits for him to pass....
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Apr 25, 2006, 10:10 AM
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...he thought of his she-male companion... So that was it.. the old man in the ragged clothing was the Lord of the Shadows. But why did he wanted her/him for himself? It's not like transvestites are known to be hot in bed. There must be something more to it. He glimpsed a path of light right ahead and run for it. But then something grabbed his arm. He turned around and felt something warm accumulating in his underpants. A flesh-rotten putrid face was looking at him, it was the lord of the shadows! The lord yelled: "Don't look at me! Don't look at my face!! Obey!" and then a guttural scream came out of his lungs! The warrior wielded his sword and hit the lord of the shadows in the chest. He stepped back and then great shadows emerged from his back, big shadows like wings, dark wings. One of them whirled around the warrior's left arm and with great pain, it broke it and tore it apart. Blood splattered everywhere. The shadows covered the entire forest, and darkness invaded the place. The warrior screamed: " give me back my she-male!! I WANT MY SHE-MALE!!!"
Then suddendly, there was a scream.. a girly scream, crying for help.. The warrior recognized this voice... it was the shemale maiden... The sahows suddendly lifted and the lord of the shadows was gone. He thought... |
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Apr 25, 2006, 10:41 AM
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Apr 25, 2006, 06:55 PM
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...He thought 'You cowardly yellow bellied chicken'. The warrior had not finished with the Shadow Lord. Even though his severed limb lay resting at his feet. "Come back here and face me like a man" he shouted, "It's only a flesh wound. I've had worse!"....
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