[wufong]

This guy owns a horse stud farm. One day his friend phones him
up and says “there’s this dwarf with a speech impediment I
know, he wants to buy a white horse, so I’ve sent him over to
you.”

Sure enough, the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him, “do you
want a male or a female horse?”

“A female horth,” replies the dwarf.

Therefore, the owner shows him a mare.

“Nithe horth,” says the dwarf, “ can I thee her eyth?”

So the owner picks the dwarf up to see her eyes.

“Nithe eyth,” remarks the dwarf, “can I thee her teeth?” he asks.

Again the owner picks up the little guy & shows him her teeth.

“Nithe teeth, can I thee her earths” says the dwarf.

Well buy now the owner is getting a little fed up, but again he
picks up the dwarf & shows him her ears.

“Nithe earths,” he says, “can I thee her twot?”

With this the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep
inside the horses vagina, he holds him there for a second before
pulling him out & putting him down.

Slightly stunned the dwarf shakes his head & says
“prehapth I thould weefwaise that. Can I thee her wun awound?”

[ToshiroOC]

Isn't it bitterly ironic that the word "lisp" will cause problems for anyone with a lisp?