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Mar 4, 2006, 02:09 PM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
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Pregant Lady Loses Court Case
Australian courtdocket 12695 Case of the pregnant lady.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "well your honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I could'nt help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, the 'Double Mint Twins are comin' and I grinned. Then she sat under a sign that said, 'Logan`s Liniment Will reduce the swelling',and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick did the Trick', and I could hardly contain myself. But your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear rubber could have prevented this accident'... I just lost it." The judge said: "CASE DISMISSED!!" |
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Mar 4, 2006, 02:17 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Floatin'...
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ROFL!
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Mar 4, 2006, 02:25 PM
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Uber Coffee Drinker
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Gatineau, Quebec
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Hah hah, awesome if true.
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Mar 4, 2006, 02:29 PM
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DH News MOD
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Fantastic story (joke)... ROFL!
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Mar 4, 2006, 02:30 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 741
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Roflmfaopoe!
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Mar 4, 2006, 03:59 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
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HAHAHAHA awesome!!!
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Mar 4, 2006, 04:01 PM
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Finally time for a new PC
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hahah man. Im sure it was really hilarious un the bus
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Mar 4, 2006, 04:22 PM
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DH's Latest Mac Convert
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that's excellent
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Mar 4, 2006, 07:24 PM
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BANNED
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 512
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buaHAhhahhahahahahalolol
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Mar 5, 2006, 02:28 AM
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-DH Resident Uber Poster-
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Riverside, CA (right next to the f*ckin train)
Posts: 6,626
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yeah, you can't go to court for laughing at someone...
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Mar 5, 2006, 02:37 AM
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Intelligence?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: On the edge of insanity
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makes me smile in the pants.....
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Mar 5, 2006, 03:30 AM
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-DH Resident Uber Poster-
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Riverside, CA (right next to the f*ckin train)
Posts: 6,626
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I've laughed at Police officers, though they didn't like it they took it
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