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Feb 28, 2006, 04:19 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
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who can make me feel like a WOMAN?
On a Transatlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
>turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when suddenly, one >wing is struck by lightning. One woman really loses it. > >Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to >die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my >last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane >who can make me feel like a WOMAN? > >For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. >They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of >the plane. > >Then a Cowboy from Wyoming stands up in the rear of the plane. He is >handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to >walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time. > >No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest. >She gasps . . > >He whispers . "Iron this. Then get me a beer." > |
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Feb 28, 2006, 04:22 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
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 Now that's what I call a good joke  |
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Feb 28, 2006, 05:38 PM
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Uber Coffee Drinker
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Gatineau, Quebec
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Damnit Mike, get your butt in the kitchen and go make me a sammich!
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Feb 28, 2006, 06:21 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Floatin'...
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LOL. Good one, Mike
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Feb 28, 2006, 07:15 PM
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Murdering a Pint
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Right here godammmit!!
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just told the wife that .......... apparently im not getting sex again this year
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Feb 28, 2006, 07:42 PM
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Delete Me
Join Date: Mar 2004
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yea....ain't mgunna share that one with the girlfriend for fear of getting a permenent imprint of her hand in my cheek
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Feb 28, 2006, 08:05 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
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thought it was pretty good. can only share it with you guys though
 daedal! one meat sandwich coming up!!!  |
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Feb 28, 2006, 08:16 PM
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Delete Me
Join Date: Mar 2004
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why's don't women need to drive?
...there ain't no road from the bed to the kitchen! ....similarly bad joke in the same sexist spirit  |
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Feb 28, 2006, 10:49 PM
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I = Greatest Dood
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: PuNk
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That was great mike
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Feb 28, 2006, 11:09 PM
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DH's Latest Mac Convert
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i've heard a similiar one before
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Mar 1, 2006, 12:26 AM
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Driverheaven brewmaster
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: British Columbia, Canada
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I like sexist jokes...it goes both ways of course
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Mar 1, 2006, 01:07 AM
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DH sig maker!
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Compton
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LOL! Good joke man. That'll show her
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Mar 1, 2006, 02:31 AM
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I Have lovely Breasts
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In the closet...
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man I've been showing this to everyone all day. It was great! :-D
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