"Jon was arrested for"

SFOSOK · Feb 28, 2006, 01:26 AM

Allright, go into google and type

"(Your Name) was arrested for"

And post your first five results.

Jon was arrested for the attempted murder of a reptilian shapeshifter masquerading as a bear at the Columbus Zoo

Jon was arrested for killing five people

Jon was arrested for the fifth time for DWI

Jon was arrested for disorderly conduct

Jon was arrested for stealing In order to eat

nuG · Feb 28, 2006, 04:09 AM

"Tyler was arrested for talking back to a deputy sheriff" - He made fun of my mother.... so i made fun of his fly being open

"Tyler was arrested for drug trafficking." - I deny all charges. Robotussin is not a controlled substance.

"Tyler, was arrested for possession of a firearm and marijuana." - It was a water pistol and O'Dweeds

"Tyler was arrested for assaulting his wife" - er...... bitches be crazy?

"Tyler was arrested for challenging church beliefs" - I slept with the pastors wife. whoops.

~~Sanafabich~~ · Feb 28, 2006, 07:10 AM

Pablo was arrested for Evading, Driving Under the Influence, and Operating a Motor Vehicle with a Suspended License - hey, it was my mother's birthday!
Pablo was arrested for Motor Vehicle Theft and Possession of Stolen Property - I was still drunk from my mother's brithday...
Pablo was arrested for driving while intoxicated in Snohomish County - I was driving to mi AA meeting... it was an emergency
Pablo was arrested for stealing and sent to prison for five months - it was MY beer!
pablo was arrested for tryin 2 fuck his daughters lil friend (

) - She said she was 18!... no, she didn't

daedal · Feb 28, 2006, 07:41 AM

Eric was arrested for the armed robbery of a South Carolina Krispy Kreme franchise
Eric was arrested for negligent homicide
Eric was arrested for being in possession of a stolen firearm
Eric was arrested for driving while intoxicated and put back into a chemical dependency program
Eric was arrested for trespassing near the high school

SSXeon · Feb 28, 2006, 08:52 AM

Steve was arrested for possession of marijuana.
Steve was arrested for swallowing a condom filled with marijuana.
Steve was arrested for shooting up a deputy's cruiser.
Steve was arrested for exercising his 1st Amendment rights.

Steve was arrested for causing damage to public property.

LHC · Feb 28, 2006, 08:56 AM

Dan was arrested for false "this and that" and was taken away

Dan was arrested for misconduct involving a controlled substance in the fourth degree

Dan was arrested for aggravated phone harassment of something like twelve people. Apparently he kept calling people to talk dirty to them

Dan was arrested for punching Fisher

SSXeon · Feb 28, 2006, 09:03 AM

Yours are better then mine

IvanV · Feb 28, 2006, 01:43 PM

Ivan was arrested for having 19 outstanding warrants. Sixteen of The warrants were animal related. //What does that mean?

Ivan was arrested for sticking his tongue in the ears of his female co-workers during the working hours.

Ivan was arrested for his book on the class privileges of Central European intellectuals.

Ivan was arrested for having all those underage girls kissing in the end of the vid.

**Vikingod** · Feb 28, 2006, 01:52 PM

"Seth was Arrested for Criminal Goofyness"

wakka, wakka, wakka...