[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : King of the Virtual Crop
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA:[/COLOR] Our
Drivers Really Know How to Drive
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA:[/COLOR] Producing
Drivers That Games Can Feel Safe With
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : Producing
Drivers That Can Last a Year
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : Our Drivers Don't
Need Monthly Training
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : Defender of Game Stability
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : Where Broken Games Come to Get Fixed
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : Plug in a Game & You Won't Be Seeing Red (Note: due to frustration with driver problems)
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : Did You Know Pixies Can Beat the Crap Out of a
Monkey ?
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : Where Monkeys Come to Get Spanked. (Note: referring to ATI's monkey demo

)
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] :
We Don't
Monkey Around.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : We Render the World So Real, You Won't Be Taking the [COLOR=orangered]Red[/COLOR] Pill.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : We Will Never Produce
"Gigli's."
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : The Color of Money
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : The Color of Power
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : The Color of Prestige
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : You Won't See Our
Drivers Going to Drivers Ed
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : We Give a New Meaning to
Unified Architecture .
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : Doom III Ready! Nuff' said.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : You Won't Find a "
New Driver " Sticker on Our Cars!
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : Empowering the Industry's 'Dream PC's.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : What
da Vinci Needed to Complete His '
woman.'
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : Spanking [COLOR=red]Monkeys[/COLOR] Since the [COLOR=limegreen]Dawn[/COLOR] of Time.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : When Our
Drivers Catalyze Something, Shit Actually Gets Done.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: Catalyzing Your Hardware the
Way It's Meant to Be.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] :
Detonating Catalysts Since the Dawn of Time.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : We Make [color=red]Monkeys[/color] cry.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR] : The Next Evolutionary Step from Pan troglodytes. (Note: it's the scientific name for Chimps.)
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: We Promise You Won't Be Seeing Red.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]We Don't Merely
Catalyze, We
Detonate, Baby!
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]Why
Catalyze When There's No
Detonation?
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: We Don't Fry Your Monitors...really!!
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: The Home of the Functioning
Fast-Writes.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: We Make Even
'Gigli' look good!
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: We Have Naked Women, Nuff Said!
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: Our Women Don't Have Excess Body Hair!
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: Your Next
Car Upgrade from your [color=red]Red Bug[/color].
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: We Invented the
Driving Rules.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: We Make
'Mad Onions' Cry.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: Who Needs
Angry Onions anyways?
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: We Got David Kirk, Nuff' said!
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: Slapping
Ho's since the Dawn of Time. (Note: Ho refers to ATI's Prez.)
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: We Got the [color=limegreen]Force[/color].
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: Yoda approved.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: Crouching [color=red]
Ho[/color], Hidden [color=limegreen]
Kirk[/color].
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: Cringing [color=red]
Ho[/color], Screaming [color=limegreen]
Kirk[/color].
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]:
The Carmack-approved, Nuff' said!
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: Power to the [color=limegreen]n[/color]th degree.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: The Only Means of Accelerating Your Future.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: The Only Means of Rendering Your Reality.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: Suck it down!! (Old John Romero line.

)
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: Eyecandy Isn't Everything.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: All Your Graphic Card Are Belong to Us.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: There Can Only Be One. (Highlander theme plays in the background. )
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: Got nVIDIA? (Now picture a man with the nVIDIA mustache below his nose.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: Do You Know Where Your [COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIAs[/COLOR] Are?
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: Multiple [color=red]Monkeys[/color] Were Harmed During the Development of This Product.
[COLOR=limegreen]nVIDIA[/COLOR]: Registered Trademark of Quality Hardware.
My reason for liking nVIDIA are many.
(1) I love the stability of the cards. The drivers have never been a point of frustration for me that I can't say the same for other competing solutions. After I install a game, whether it be new or old, the game simply works. That's what I pay high prices for--stability, compatibility, and solidity. I admit that ATI is getting better but they're still far from catching up to nVIDIA's standards.
(2) I love the logo!! It looks sophisticated, slick, and elegant.
(3) Overclockability is just awesome. My PNY GF4 Ti-4200 is still running at its overclocked speed of 320/620 for more than a year and a half!!
(4) When I was first came into the videocard scene, nVIDIA was blowing away the competition in the GF3/GF4 vs 8500 era. The impression I got from that time is still with me.