christ, sometimes I'm so dumb I scare myself.
I found the scanner when I moved house.
It was sealed in its box, all the plastic and polywhatsit around it.
So I looked at the side of the box, plugged the name into driverguide, and spent an hour trying to make it work.
Then, in a moment of inspiration, I turned the scanner over and looked at the sticker on the bottom.
It's a bloody Artec Ultima.
Anyways, don't know how or why it was in a umax box, but it's working now anyway.
cheers for your response though yousaif.