GH Competition: "Hardware for Hardware Gamers": 2 GB FlexXLC Edition

ROBSCIX · Apr 30, 2007, 09:58 AM

1. What is thy wish?

2. To leave this place Oh, genie of the corn.....

ROBSCIX · Apr 30, 2007, 09:59 AM

1. If this person was using 2gb of FlexXLC Ram...
2. He wouldn't have to guess what we would say!

jasperchc · Apr 30, 2007, 10:43 AM

1. Give me back my precious!!!
2. Ha, you shall never have it! *GULP*

ET3D · Apr 30, 2007, 01:04 PM

1. You swallowed the RAM sticks?!
2. I always have chips with my fish.

ET3D · Apr 30, 2007, 01:05 PM

1. No, can't see anything special even from here.
2. But I can.

ET3D · Apr 30, 2007, 01:07 PM

1. Yes, you do have more lice there.
2. Pick them! Pick them! They're so tasty!

ET3D · Apr 30, 2007, 01:09 PM

1. Panting...
2. And up and down. Eight more times. Then you can get off the table. Great. And eight more...

ET3D · Apr 30, 2007, 01:10 PM

1. Whatcha looking at?
2. Nothing. Just that there's someone at a door with an arrow aimed at your butt.

ET3D · Apr 30, 2007, 01:11 PM

1. Well, you think I could play a NPC in your latest game?
2. Just a few more minutes in this posture and you have the job.

ET3D · Apr 30, 2007, 01:12 PM

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6...
2. No, no, you've got it all wrong. Hide and seek is played standing against the wall with your eyes closed, not standing on a table with your knees bent.

ET3D · Apr 30, 2007, 01:14 PM

1. And then the bear stood like this and crapped in the woods.
2. Not again! I had a hard time getting this image out of my head in last year's competition.

ET3D · Apr 30, 2007, 01:34 PM

1. So, what's the deal with getting me to stand on the table?
2. It's the new Oblivion dwarf patch. Now I can see things at the right height for a dwarf.

ET3D · Apr 30, 2007, 01:41 PM

1. One, Two, and --
2. No, no! When you pounce on someone you don't announce yourself. Now, try again.

ET3D · Apr 30, 2007, 01:45 PM

1. No, I still don't feel a thing.
2. Damn that guy who sold me that 'laser eyes' spell. I'm never buying from someone in a red cape again.

ET3D · Apr 30, 2007, 02:05 PM

1. Hoo Hoo, Haa Haa
2. Now that I switched the minds of ape and man, how do I switch them back?

ET3D · Apr 30, 2007, 02:44 PM

1. Quick, push the plate between my legs.
2. Wow, I can see the egg coming out. So that chicken curse does have some benefits after all.

KenX · May 1, 2007, 10:22 AM

1. Come on. Let's get undress now if we want to win this very sexy high end memory from OCZ!

2.You should get "up" there on your own if you think the Gaming Heaven Staff are able to handle the naked truth.

GutterPunk · May 1, 2007, 11:23 AM

1. Woooh I feel great!
2. It was only a bag of oregano.

peti1212 · May 1, 2007, 10:08 PM

1. Master! Master! News from the war front. Ten daedras died today taking a human city...
2. Send flowers to their b**ches and hos!

ET3D · May 2, 2007, 04:18 AM

1. Is that the right angle? My legs are getting tired.
2. Perfect. Now I'll take the candle behind you, you fart, and we'll have some popcorn.

djmaster_tgv · May 2, 2007, 06:19 AM

1. What ?
2. Who ??!!?!

mizzer · May 4, 2007, 02:13 PM

1. Ah ha! I have you now master!
2. Ninja who sneaks up on man from front is horse's behind. Try again!

sushrukh · May 8, 2007, 03:48 PM

1. Will you be my sister ?
2. What ? Did u forget we had sex last night ?

sushrukh · May 8, 2007, 03:59 PM

1. I'm hungry. I wanna suck those.
2. Let them mature first.

ROBSCIX · May 8, 2007, 03:59 PM

1. What is this trikery I am Frozen, I ..I..cannot move. I am stuck in mid flight...We are doomed.

2. Yes, Ye are stuck in thee swap file domain. Happens more frequent- perhaps the gods who command this realm need more power such as the fabled OCZ 2GB Spells. It is written that by using the water element thy shall free us from these horrid swap file realm. By the gods we shall aqcuire this power...then there shall be no more freezing to anyone in this realm!!

**temeteus82** · May 8, 2007, 04:02 PM

1. Where is my mushrooms???
2. They smelled funny so I throw them away!

j2t · May 8, 2007, 11:06 PM

1. Hollld stil....don't move...the mosquito is right on your forehead..

2. I can't hold this pose much longer, my hand is cramping

[hobo]eclipse · May 9, 2007, 12:00 AM

1, i think you missed a spot on my lil toe here, and can you change the water so it doesnt discolor my soft spots!?

2, hold on a sec! something is stuck between my teeth poking my gums....

Megadether · May 9, 2007, 08:31 PM

1. This here foul wench be a glowing demon!
2. HDR will be the death of me.

elkmanwsu · May 10, 2007, 03:59 AM

1: So you want me to stand here?
2: Hmm...no...on second thought...you make a terrible centerpiece.

Apr 30, 2007, 01:12 PM	#190
ET3D Hopeless Dreamer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dreamland, near the pool of infinite graphics cards Posts: 2,524 Rep Power: 59 System Specs	1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6... 2. No, no, you've got it all wrong. Hide and seek is played standing against the wall with your eyes closed, not standing on a table with your knees bent. Last edited by ET3D; Apr 30, 2007 at 01:55 PM.

May 1, 2007, 11:23 AM	#198
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,945 Rep Power: 54	1. Woooh I feel great! 2. It was only a bag of oregano. __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

May 2, 2007, 06:19 AM	#201
djmaster_tgv DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: May 2006 Location: Targoviste Posts: 10 Rep Power: 0	1. What ? 2. Who ??!!?! __________________ Dj maSter, maSter team, 2007

May 9, 2007, 12:00 AM	#208
[hobo]eclipse ...just bummin 'round Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,578 Rep Power: 51 System Specs	1, i think you missed a spot on my lil toe here, and can you change the water so it doesnt discolor my soft spots!? 2, hold on a sec! something is stuck between my teeth poking my gums.... __________________ seeing the same things over again, repeating the same slogans we don't know where we've been

May 9, 2007, 08:31 PM	#209
Megadether DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 447 Rep Power: 0	1. This here foul wench be a glowing demon! 2. HDR will be the death of me. __________________ [COLOR=Red] [/COLOR]

Apr 30, 2007, 09:58 AM	#181
ROBSCIX DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,745 Rep Power: 0	1. What is thy wish? 2. To leave this place Oh, genie of the corn.....

Apr 30, 2007, 09:59 AM	#182
ROBSCIX DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,745 Rep Power: 0	1. If this person was using 2gb of FlexXLC Ram... 2. He wouldn't have to guess what we would say!

Apr 30, 2007, 10:43 AM	#183
jasperchc DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: May 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 123 Rep Power: 0	1. Give me back my precious!!! 2. Ha, you shall never have it! GULP

Apr 30, 2007, 01:04 PM	#184
ET3D Hopeless Dreamer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dreamland, near the pool of infinite graphics cards Posts: 2,524 Rep Power: 59 System Specs	1. You swallowed the RAM sticks?! 2. I always have chips with my fish.

Apr 30, 2007, 01:05 PM	#185
ET3D Hopeless Dreamer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dreamland, near the pool of infinite graphics cards Posts: 2,524 Rep Power: 59 System Specs	1. No, can't see anything special even from here. 2. But I can.

Apr 30, 2007, 01:07 PM	#186
ET3D Hopeless Dreamer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dreamland, near the pool of infinite graphics cards Posts: 2,524 Rep Power: 59 System Specs	1. Yes, you do have more lice there. 2. Pick them! Pick them! They're so tasty!

Apr 30, 2007, 01:09 PM	#187
ET3D Hopeless Dreamer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dreamland, near the pool of infinite graphics cards Posts: 2,524 Rep Power: 59 System Specs	1. Panting... 2. And up and down. Eight more times. Then you can get off the table. Great. And eight more...

Apr 30, 2007, 01:10 PM	#188
ET3D Hopeless Dreamer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dreamland, near the pool of infinite graphics cards Posts: 2,524 Rep Power: 59 System Specs	1. Whatcha looking at? 2. Nothing. Just that there's someone at a door with an arrow aimed at your butt.

Apr 30, 2007, 01:11 PM	#189
ET3D Hopeless Dreamer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dreamland, near the pool of infinite graphics cards Posts: 2,524 Rep Power: 59 System Specs	1. Well, you think I could play a NPC in your latest game? 2. Just a few more minutes in this posture and you have the job.

Apr 30, 2007, 01:14 PM	#191
ET3D Hopeless Dreamer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dreamland, near the pool of infinite graphics cards Posts: 2,524 Rep Power: 59 System Specs	1. And then the bear stood like this and crapped in the woods. 2. Not again! I had a hard time getting this image out of my head in last year's competition.

Apr 30, 2007, 01:34 PM	#192
ET3D Hopeless Dreamer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dreamland, near the pool of infinite graphics cards Posts: 2,524 Rep Power: 59 System Specs	1. So, what's the deal with getting me to stand on the table? 2. It's the new Oblivion dwarf patch. Now I can see things at the right height for a dwarf.

Apr 30, 2007, 01:41 PM	#193
ET3D Hopeless Dreamer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dreamland, near the pool of infinite graphics cards Posts: 2,524 Rep Power: 59 System Specs	1. One, Two, and -- 2. No, no! When you pounce on someone you don't announce yourself. Now, try again.

Apr 30, 2007, 01:45 PM	#194
ET3D Hopeless Dreamer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dreamland, near the pool of infinite graphics cards Posts: 2,524 Rep Power: 59 System Specs	1. No, I still don't feel a thing. 2. Damn that guy who sold me that 'laser eyes' spell. I'm never buying from someone in a red cape again.

Apr 30, 2007, 02:05 PM	#195
ET3D Hopeless Dreamer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dreamland, near the pool of infinite graphics cards Posts: 2,524 Rep Power: 59 System Specs	1. Hoo Hoo, Haa Haa 2. Now that I switched the minds of ape and man, how do I switch them back?

Apr 30, 2007, 02:44 PM	#196
ET3D Hopeless Dreamer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dreamland, near the pool of infinite graphics cards Posts: 2,524 Rep Power: 59 System Specs	1. Quick, push the plate between my legs. 2. Wow, I can see the egg coming out. So that chicken curse does have some benefits after all.

May 1, 2007, 10:22 AM	#197
KenX DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 20 Rep Power: 0	1. Come on. Let's get undress now if we want to win this very sexy high end memory from OCZ! 2.You should get "up" there on your own if you think the Gaming Heaven Staff are able to handle the naked truth.

May 1, 2007, 10:08 PM	#199
peti1212 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 28 Rep Power: 0	1. Master! Master! News from the war front. Ten daedras died today taking a human city... 2. Send flowers to their b**ches and hos!

May 2, 2007, 04:18 AM	#200
ET3D Hopeless Dreamer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dreamland, near the pool of infinite graphics cards Posts: 2,524 Rep Power: 59 System Specs	1. Is that the right angle? My legs are getting tired. 2. Perfect. Now I'll take the candle behind you, you fart, and we'll have some popcorn.

May 4, 2007, 02:13 PM	#202
mizzer DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 54 Rep Power: 0	1. Ah ha! I have you now master! 2. Ninja who sneaks up on man from front is horse's behind. Try again!

May 8, 2007, 03:48 PM	#203
sushrukh DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Calcutta , India Posts: 179 Rep Power: 22	1. Will you be my sister ? 2. What ? Did u forget we had sex last night ?

May 8, 2007, 03:59 PM	#204
sushrukh DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Calcutta , India Posts: 179 Rep Power: 22	1. I'm hungry. I wanna suck those. 2. Let them mature first.

May 8, 2007, 03:59 PM	#205
ROBSCIX DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,745 Rep Power: 0	1. What is this trikery I am Frozen, I ..I..cannot move. I am stuck in mid flight...We are doomed. 2. Yes, Ye are stuck in thee swap file domain. Happens more frequent- perhaps the gods who command this realm need more power such as the fabled OCZ 2GB Spells. It is written that by using the water element thy shall free us from these horrid swap file realm. By the gods we shall aqcuire this power...then there shall be no more freezing to anyone in this realm!!

May 8, 2007, 11:06 PM	#207
j2t DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: May 2004 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 184 Rep Power: 0	1. Hollld stil....don't move...the mosquito is right on your forehead.. 2. I can't hold this pose much longer, my hand is cramping

May 10, 2007, 03:59 AM	#210
elkmanwsu DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	1: So you want me to stand here? 2: Hmm...no...on second thought...you make a terrible centerpiece. __________________ Motherboard: ASUS P4G8X DELUXE Processor: 2.80ghz Pentium 4 @ 3.1ghz Memory: 1gb Samsung PC2100 DDR Videocard: BFG GeForce 6800 GT OC (AGP8x) Display: Samsung LNS3251D 32" LCD HDTV Sound: Sound Blaster Audigy Gamer HDD: 1x WD 36gb Raptor, 2x WD 250gb CaviarSE