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#151 |
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DriverHeaven Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 28
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1. Hey, have your heard the rumor about the Grand Champion being defeated by a Mudcrab?
2. Yes, as a matter a fact I have also heard that the Mudcrab was a pit dog! |
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#152 |
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DriverHeaven Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 28
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1. You slept with my wife?!? I'll kill you motherfu**er!
2. Hey dont give me that shit. I know you killed my pet mudcrab. If you don't buy me a new mudcrab, i'll shove your head up your ass! |
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#153 |
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DriverHeaven Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 28
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1. I heard that the Arch Mage was defeated by a Vibrating Walrus.
2. No, it was a bay horse. |
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#154 |
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DriverHeaven Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 28
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1. I've been looking for my slippers all over the place and I can't seem to find them. Have you seen them?
2. ............ um ............................ they're on your feet........... |
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#155 |
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DriverHeaven Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 28
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1. What the hell are you eating mate?
2. The last time I was on the restroom I found a bunch of circuly looking objects. I found out that they are chocholate! It's really good! |
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#156 |
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 9,501
Rep Power: 53 ![]() ![]() |
1. Let the spirit of the Earth be free!
2. God Damn hippies... I kill you! |
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#157 |
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DriverHeaven Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 28
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1. You know that scamp that you hang out with every night, I don't really know what she sees in you dude, but hell, I don't really give a shit!
2. Well you might not but I do give a shit! And don't say shit about my girl, and stop doing that lap dance on my table or else I will turn you into a scamp too! Last edited by peti1212; Apr 29, 2007 at 10:13 PM. |
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#158 |
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DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 179
Rep Power: 22 ![]() ![]() |
1. Have you seen that white [COLOR=blue]Jelly[/COLOR] like thing here which i've kept somewhere to show you how human hormones look like ?
2. Oops.eek. I've just finished eating it thinking that it's a preparation of milk.
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#159 |
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Official Cyberpunk ^_-
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 906
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1. "Like, OMG it's corn! All hail corn! Can I have an autograph?"
2. "Get of my table you freakin' groupie!" |
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#160 |
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 1
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1. What do you wanna do tonight?
2. The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the World... of Warcraft! |
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#161 |
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I = Greatest Dood
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 5,945
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1. ALL HAIL ME KING OF THE TABLE
2. no
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#162 |
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Don't make me hungry.
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Weyburn, Saskatchewan
Posts: 4,320
Rep Power: 42 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1.Hey Babe,Can you hand me a knife, please? I'd like to cut the tension in here a little.
2.I think if you call me 'babe' again, I'm going to have to shoot you!
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#163 |
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 9,501
Rep Power: 53 ![]() ![]() |
1. Bow to me mortal!!!
2. What did you smoke this time? |
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#164 |
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Don't make me hungry.
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Weyburn, Saskatchewan
Posts: 4,320
Rep Power: 42 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1. Are you going to KILL me?!
2. Not now, I'm too tired.
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#165 |
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Don't make me hungry.
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Weyburn, Saskatchewan
Posts: 4,320
Rep Power: 42 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1.Why do you help me?!
2.Because of the way you are looking at me now. ha ha
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#166 |
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Official Cyberpunk ^_-
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 906
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. "Can I have some corn too?"
2. "No . . . and I'm eating your soul next" |
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#167 |
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Official Cyberpunk ^_-
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 906
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. "Will you marry me?"
2. "Um . . . wow this corn tastes GREAT!" |
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#168 |
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Official Cyberpunk ^_-
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 906
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. "That corn looks really good . . ."
2. "It's more than good, it's great!" |
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#169 |
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Official Cyberpunk ^_-
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 906
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. "I'm here to confess my love to you."
2. "One more step, and I press the detonator under the table." |
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#170 |
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Official Cyberpunk ^_-
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 906
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. "I love you! Will you do me the pleasure of . . ."
2. "You hear that? I think someone's knocking at the door . . . I'll get it!" Last edited by Shike; Apr 29, 2007 at 07:22 PM. |
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#171 |
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Official Cyberpunk ^_-
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 906
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. "Stay very still, there's a spider on your head."
2. "Whaa!? Get it off, get it off, get it off!" |
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#172 |
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-Thread Ender-
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Riverside, CA (right next to the f*ckin train)
Posts: 6,873
Rep Power: 48 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1. My Lord?
2. My Lady! |
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#173 |
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-Thread Ender-
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Riverside, CA (right next to the f*ckin train)
Posts: 6,873
Rep Power: 48 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1. Have you ever seen Kill Bill?
2. Shut the f*ck up |
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#174 |
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-Thread Ender-
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Riverside, CA (right next to the f*ckin train)
Posts: 6,873
Rep Power: 48 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1. Man, I have the greatest idea. We can use these tables to skip across the ocean.
2. I wonder how much I can sell Contra on E-bay. |
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#175 |
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-Thread Ender-
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Riverside, CA (right next to the f*ckin train)
Posts: 6,873
Rep Power: 48 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1. Roses are red, violets are blue
2. Sugar is sweet but I still don't want to f*ck you. |
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#176 |
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-Thread Ender-
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Riverside, CA (right next to the f*ckin train)
Posts: 6,873
Rep Power: 48 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1. How are you gentlemen, all your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction
2. What you say? |
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#177 |
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-Thread Ender-
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Riverside, CA (right next to the f*ckin train)
Posts: 6,873
Rep Power: 48 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1. Ice Ice baby
2. You know he stole that from Queen right? |
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#178 |
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-Thread Ender-
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Riverside, CA (right next to the f*ckin train)
Posts: 6,873
Rep Power: 48 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1. But why man, WHY!?
2. Because God hates you, and your family...and your dog. |
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#179 |
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Hanging around
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Finland
Posts: 66
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1. Last time, where on earth did you put my armor and my sword ?!?
2. Well, have you checked underneath, before shouting at my face and dripping your spit all over ?!?
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#180 |
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 1,745
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1. Ready, we have to get the guards attention
2. OK, let's do it.... |
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