GH Competition: "Hardware for Hardware Gamers": 2 GB FlexXLC Edition

The_Neon_Cowboy · Apr 26, 2007, 04:25 PM

1. aahhhhha (sigh of releafe)
2. I hope your planning to wash that plate!

**temeteus82** · Apr 26, 2007, 04:44 PM

1. hey woman where is my battle axe?
2. it's still in repair!

Babsmack · Apr 26, 2007, 06:09 PM

1. What?! Don't look at me like that, it's not the mouse that's frightening - it's all the little nasty things they carry that scare me!

2. Hmmm.......rrright. We have much to accomplish before your Warrior training is complete.

Babsmack · Apr 26, 2007, 06:16 PM

1. Please tell me, Sensei! I must know the answer!

2. Why are you getting so bent out of shape? Of course the chicken came before the egg, where would the egg have come from? Wait.....

Babsmack · Apr 26, 2007, 06:28 PM

1. Whoa! Oh, hey. Hello neighbor. Having some dinner?

2. I seriously need to talk to the landlord about these apartment ceilings again. After you fell into the tub with me last week he said he'd get on it...

mizzer · Apr 27, 2007, 10:45 AM

1. I am loveninja. I'm here to rob you of your pixilated innocence.
2. Oh my! Now we're talk'n!
1B. So, I put on my robe and wizard hat!
2B. I told you to leave me alone!

OpusP.Gladiator · Apr 27, 2007, 11:00 AM

[COLOR=Silver]1. "[/COLOR]My spy boy saw you spy boy sittin by the bi-yo
My spy boy told your spy boy, Im gonna set you flag on fi-yo.

I said, hey now, hey now,
Aiko aiko all day, jockomo feeno na na nay, jockomo feena nay.

My grandma and your grandma were sitting by the fire
Said my grandma to your grandma, gonna get your tail on fire.

I said, hey now, hey now,
Aiko aiko all day, jockomo feeno na na nay, jockomo feena nay."

2. Humm Charal, That made me horny!

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mizzer · Apr 27, 2007, 11:09 AM

1. "Ah ha! Up here the HDR lighting does not show on my face! Oblivion sucks!"
2. "Shut up and play the game!"

Babsmack · Apr 27, 2007, 04:22 PM

1. I'm in love! I'm in love with Katie Holmes!!

2. Who gives a flippin' crap? Now get off my table, dipwad.

Bouncer6 · Apr 27, 2007, 04:37 PM

1. IM ON YOR TABLEZ STANDING ON YOR DINNARZ!

2. Hmmm oh yes, yes you are!

Brutality · Apr 27, 2007, 07:19 PM

1. "Where do we dine tonight?
2. "Oh my god...not again..."
1. "WHERE????!!!!!?!?!??!?!?!1111oneoneone"
2 "in hell..."

franguinho · Apr 27, 2007, 09:13 PM

1. let's do it right here on the table!
2. hmm what should i do with that cobb?

franguinho · Apr 27, 2007, 09:14 PM

1. care for some corn?
2. i'd rather the one not in your feet

franguinho · Apr 27, 2007, 09:15 PM

1. so what do you think it is, doc?
2. i'm not sure... i'm going to need you to get naked and sit on those barrels for me please

franguinho · Apr 27, 2007, 09:17 PM

1. make up your mind before i kick this dish at your face
2. hang on! i can't decide between donatello or michelangelo

franguinho · Apr 27, 2007, 09:18 PM

1. want me to pee in your soup?
2. sure why not, but only if you poop on my chest later

franguinho · Apr 27, 2007, 09:18 PM

1. what's 2 + 2?
2. 5?

franguinho · Apr 27, 2007, 09:19 PM

1. you so sexy me love you long time
2. yeah shake that!

franguinho · Apr 27, 2007, 09:21 PM

1. I SAID take the other 2 nuggets and shove them up your ass, i want a 4-piece nuggets
2. i'm not sure if i can do that

franguinho · Apr 27, 2007, 09:23 PM

1. excuse me sir, do you have any grey poupon?
2. *tries to think of something witty* if you don't get the hell off my table i'll give you some grey poop-on... your corn!

franguinho · Apr 27, 2007, 09:24 PM

1. every night in my dreams i see you i feel you...
2. that is how i know we'll go on...

franguinho · Apr 27, 2007, 09:26 PM

1. SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHERFSCKER I DARE YOU I DOUBLE-DARE YOU
2. w..w...what?

BWX · Apr 28, 2007, 10:46 AM

1: "I told you, one more "yo momma" joke and I'm gonna kick your face in!"

2: "I have a gerbil in my left hand and I am not afraid to use it, I suggest you get your ass off my table."

**temeteus82** · Apr 28, 2007, 11:16 AM

1. Where is my SPAM??
2. you didn't kill the pig!

Yousaif · Apr 28, 2007, 01:10 PM

1. OK he hasn't seen me yet. Almost time to... POUNCE!!!
2. WTF is this guy doing on my table? Oh well, I will just disintegrate him with my Corrolian death ray.

[COLOR=DarkRed]****ZOTZ****[/COLOR]

peti1212 · Apr 28, 2007, 01:30 PM

1. You want me to kill you, b**ch? I'll kill you!! I can kill you with my bare hands!! I'm a friggin' pit dog! But man, I've killed Brawlers, b**ch!! I even killed a pit cat!
2. You callin' me a b**ch? I'm a Daedra!! I'll throw a scamp at you, b**ch!!
"Ohthekem, gethrohtekemayemtayem Dohtayemekemdohtrohtiyacess gethohtdohtseht, tayemhekemrohtohtweb ayem hefhedrohtiyagethgethiyaneht' sehtcessayemmehtpayem ayemtayem tayemhekemiyaseht bedtyoodthefhedhefhedohtohtneht!!
There, b**ch!! What now?!

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peti1212 · Apr 28, 2007, 01:37 PM

1. I am stepping on your table b**ch! What now!?
2. You call me a b**ch again, and I'll b**ch slap you with my scamp!

peti1212 · Apr 28, 2007, 02:06 PM

1. By the nine divines!! Its Ben Kenobi!! ALL HAIL!! [Bows down on table].
2. Hey, b**ch!! Get off my table!! I'll force choke you!! Damn it!!

peti1212 · Apr 28, 2007, 02:12 PM

1. He can't see me right? So im just going to steal this loaf of bread, and then kill him. Haha!! That idiot won't even know what hit him!!
2. You know? This idiot looks like he wants to see the barrel of my rocket launcher...

peti1212 · Apr 28, 2007, 02:56 PM

1. You ate porkchop, B**ch!
2. You call me a b**ch again and I'll shove a scamp up your ass!

Apr 26, 2007, 04:25 PM	#121
The_Neon_Cowboy DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,135 Rep Power: 77 System Specs	1. aahhhhha (sigh of releafe) 2. I hope your planning to wash that plate! __________________

Apr 26, 2007, 06:09 PM	#123
Babsmack DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	1. What?! Don't look at me like that, it's not the mouse that's frightening - it's all the little nasty things they carry that scare me! 2. Hmmm.......rrright. We have much to accomplish before your Warrior training is complete. __________________ [COLOR=green]"You are entitled to all the justice you can afford."[/COLOR] - A quote most true.

Apr 26, 2007, 06:16 PM	#124
Babsmack DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	1. Please tell me, Sensei! I must know the answer! 2. Why are you getting so bent out of shape? Of course the chicken came before the egg, where would the egg have come from? Wait..... __________________ [COLOR=green]"You are entitled to all the justice you can afford."[/COLOR] - A quote most true.

Apr 26, 2007, 06:28 PM	#125
Babsmack DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	1. Whoa! Oh, hey. Hello neighbor. Having some dinner? 2. I seriously need to talk to the landlord about these apartment ceilings again. After you fell into the tub with me last week he said he'd get on it... __________________ [COLOR=green]"You are entitled to all the justice you can afford."[/COLOR] - A quote most true. Last edited by Babsmack; Apr 26, 2007 at 06:47 PM.

Apr 27, 2007, 11:00 AM	#127
OpusP.Gladiator '42' Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Oregon!!! Posts: 301 Rep Power: 0	Grateful Dead impersonater... [COLOR=Silver]1. "[/COLOR]My spy boy saw you spy boy sittin by the bi-yo My spy boy told your spy boy, Im gonna set you flag on fi-yo. I said, hey now, hey now, Aiko aiko all day, jockomo feeno na na nay, jockomo feena nay. My grandma and your grandma were sitting by the fire Said my grandma to your grandma, gonna get your tail on fire. I said, hey now, hey now, Aiko aiko all day, jockomo feeno na na nay, jockomo feena nay." 2. Humm Charal, That made me horny! BTW recently saw this in case u don't win... http://www.clubit.com/product_detail...C-pr1c3grabb3r __________________ http://img52.exs.cx/img52/7799/opus.jpg AMD X2-3800 (Manchester), Oc'd to 2.25 on stock cooler! DFI Lanparty-UT-SLI-D mobo, OCZ Platinum pc3200xtc @ 2.3.2.5.1T, MSI 7800gt @440/1100, Soundblaster X-Fi Fatal1ty, 2 wd 36g raptors, 1 maxtor 250g eide, Coolermaster case with Handle Logitech g15, 20.1" Sceptre LCD, Antec neo2 500w PS"

Apr 27, 2007, 10:45 AM	#126
mizzer DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 54 Rep Power: 0	1. I am loveninja. I'm here to rob you of your pixilated innocence. 2. Oh my! Now we're talk'n! 1B. So, I put on my robe and wizard hat! 2B. I told you to leave me alone!

Apr 27, 2007, 11:09 AM	#128
mizzer DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 54 Rep Power: 0	1. "Ah ha! Up here the HDR lighting does not show on my face! Oblivion sucks!" 2. "Shut up and play the game!"

Apr 27, 2007, 04:22 PM	#129
Babsmack DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	1. I'm in love! I'm in love with Katie Holmes!! 2. Who gives a flippin' crap? Now get off my table, dipwad. __________________ [COLOR=green]"You are entitled to all the justice you can afford."[/COLOR] - A quote most true.

Apr 27, 2007, 04:37 PM	#130
Bouncer6 DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: UK - East London Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	1. IM ON YOR TABLEZ STANDING ON YOR DINNARZ! 2. Hmmm oh yes, yes you are!

Apr 27, 2007, 07:19 PM	#131
Brutality DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Estonia Posts: 887 Rep Power: 25	1. "Where do we dine tonight? 2. "Oh my god...not again..." 1. "WHERE????!!!!!?!?!??!?!?!1111oneoneone" 2 "in hell..."

Apr 27, 2007, 09:13 PM	#132
franguinho Brazilian Fool Join Date: May 2002 Location: São Paulo Posts: 3,381 Rep Power: 0	1. let's do it right here on the table! 2. hmm what should i do with that cobb? __________________ The Aliens mostly come out at night... mostly...

Apr 27, 2007, 09:14 PM	#133
franguinho Brazilian Fool Join Date: May 2002 Location: São Paulo Posts: 3,381 Rep Power: 0	1. care for some corn? 2. i'd rather the one not in your feet __________________ The Aliens mostly come out at night... mostly...

Apr 27, 2007, 09:15 PM	#134
franguinho Brazilian Fool Join Date: May 2002 Location: São Paulo Posts: 3,381 Rep Power: 0	1. so what do you think it is, doc? 2. i'm not sure... i'm going to need you to get naked and sit on those barrels for me please __________________ The Aliens mostly come out at night... mostly...

Apr 27, 2007, 09:17 PM	#135
franguinho Brazilian Fool Join Date: May 2002 Location: São Paulo Posts: 3,381 Rep Power: 0	1. make up your mind before i kick this dish at your face 2. hang on! i can't decide between donatello or michelangelo __________________ The Aliens mostly come out at night... mostly...

Apr 27, 2007, 09:18 PM	#136
franguinho Brazilian Fool Join Date: May 2002 Location: São Paulo Posts: 3,381 Rep Power: 0	1. want me to pee in your soup? 2. sure why not, but only if you poop on my chest later __________________ The Aliens mostly come out at night... mostly...

Apr 27, 2007, 09:18 PM	#137
franguinho Brazilian Fool Join Date: May 2002 Location: São Paulo Posts: 3,381 Rep Power: 0	1. what's 2 + 2? 2. 5? __________________ The Aliens mostly come out at night... mostly...

Apr 27, 2007, 09:19 PM	#138
franguinho Brazilian Fool Join Date: May 2002 Location: São Paulo Posts: 3,381 Rep Power: 0	1. you so sexy me love you long time 2. yeah shake that! __________________ The Aliens mostly come out at night... mostly...

Apr 27, 2007, 09:21 PM	#139
franguinho Brazilian Fool Join Date: May 2002 Location: São Paulo Posts: 3,381 Rep Power: 0	1. I SAID take the other 2 nuggets and shove them up your ass, i want a 4-piece nuggets 2. i'm not sure if i can do that __________________ The Aliens mostly come out at night... mostly...

Apr 27, 2007, 09:23 PM	#140
franguinho Brazilian Fool Join Date: May 2002 Location: São Paulo Posts: 3,381 Rep Power: 0	1. excuse me sir, do you have any grey poupon? 2. tries to think of something witty if you don't get the hell off my table i'll give you some grey poop-on... your corn! __________________ The Aliens mostly come out at night... mostly...

Apr 27, 2007, 09:24 PM	#141
franguinho Brazilian Fool Join Date: May 2002 Location: São Paulo Posts: 3,381 Rep Power: 0	1. every night in my dreams i see you i feel you... 2. that is how i know we'll go on... __________________ The Aliens mostly come out at night... mostly...

Apr 27, 2007, 09:26 PM	#142
franguinho Brazilian Fool Join Date: May 2002 Location: São Paulo Posts: 3,381 Rep Power: 0	1. SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHERFSCKER I DARE YOU I DOUBLE-DARE YOU 2. w..w...what? __________________ The Aliens mostly come out at night... mostly...

Apr 28, 2007, 10:46 AM	#143
BWX Spinal Tapped Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: USNY Posts: 19,570 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	1: "I told you, one more "yo momma" joke and I'm gonna kick your face in!" 2: "I have a gerbil in my left hand and I am not afraid to use it, I suggest you get your ass off my table." __________________ One Big Ass Mistake America

Apr 28, 2007, 01:30 PM	#146
peti1212 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 28 Rep Power: 0	1. You want me to kill you, bch? I'll kill you!! I can kill you with my bare hands!! I'm a friggin' pit dog! But man, I've killed Brawlers, bch!! I even killed a pit cat! 2. You callin' me a bch? I'm a Daedra!! I'll throw a scamp at you, bch!! "Ohthekem, gethrohtekemayemtayem Dohtayemekemdohtrohtiyacess gethohtdohtseht, tayemhekemrohtohtweb ayem hefhedrohtiyagethgethiyaneht' sehtcessayemmehtpayem ayemtayem tayemhekemiyaseht bedtyoodthefhedhefhedohtohtneht!! There, b**ch!! What now?! P.S. Do you need a Daedric Decoder? You can find it here: http://www.tessource.net/files/file.php?id=8643

Apr 28, 2007, 01:37 PM	#147
peti1212 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 28 Rep Power: 0	1. I am stepping on your table bch! What now!? 2. You call me a bch again, and I'll b**ch slap you with my scamp!

Apr 28, 2007, 02:06 PM	#148
peti1212 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 28 Rep Power: 0	1. By the nine divines!! Its Ben Kenobi!! ALL HAIL!! [Bows down on table]. 2. Hey, b**ch!! Get off my table!! I'll force choke you!! Damn it!!

Apr 28, 2007, 02:12 PM	#149
peti1212 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 28 Rep Power: 0	1. He can't see me right? So im just going to steal this loaf of bread, and then kill him. Haha!! That idiot won't even know what hit him!! 2. You know? This idiot looks like he wants to see the barrel of my rocket launcher...

Apr 28, 2007, 02:56 PM	#150
peti1212 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 28 Rep Power: 0	1. You ate porkchop, Bch! 2. You call me a bch again and I'll shove a scamp up your ass!