|
|||||||
![]() |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools |
|
|
#61 |
|
DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 179
Rep Power: 22 ![]() ![]() |
1. Hey girl what are you looking at ?
2. Which u want me to see. |
|
|
|
|
#62 |
|
DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 179
Rep Power: 22 ![]() ![]() |
1. Can u see it now, huh ?
2. Ya, but you have only one of them.
|
|
|
|
|
#63 |
|
DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 11
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. The animal you've caught is very rare.
2. Before dinner, dead rare. After, bloody unique. |
|
|
|
|
#64 |
|
DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 179
Rep Power: 22 ![]() ![]() |
1. Let's get naked.
2.Your wife has said the exact same thing to my boyfriend last night. |
|
|
|
|
#65 |
|
DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 179
Rep Power: 22 ![]() ![]() |
1.Hey look i'm taller than ya.
2. Shut up & get down from the fu**ing table.My husband is coming. |
|
|
|
|
#66 |
|
DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 179
Rep Power: 22 ![]() ![]() |
1. Please please please let me see it once.I've not seen it yet.
2. What ? Don't your girl has it ? This is strictly for my husband.You'll have to get a permission from him. |
|
|
|
|
#67 |
|
S-3D enthusiast
|
1. I'm a crazy sandals seller. I travel from table to table to sell sandals. They are made of real deadric leather. Buy them or I'll curse you with their evil power?
2. I'm tempted to buy them just to curse you from being on my table... |
|
|
|
|
#68 |
|
DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 179
Rep Power: 22 ![]() ![]() |
1. Hi beauty, i hope your husband isn't coming soon ?
2. Ya, i think so.He is with your wife. |
|
|
|
|
#69 |
|
DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 179
Rep Power: 22 ![]() ![]() |
1. Hey what are u eating ? There's nothing in there.
2. My child's food are still there in the kitchen.Go, bring me that. |
|
|
|
|
#70 |
|
DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 179
Rep Power: 22 ![]() ![]() |
1. Mama, i'm hungry.Please feed me your breast milk.
2. I'm not your mother & this milk belongs to your father. |
|
|
|
|
#71 |
|
DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 179
Rep Power: 22 ![]() ![]() |
1. Look at my new outfit.It's nice.Isn't it ?
2. It stinks.Get of the table & zip up your chain. |
|
|
|
|
#72 |
|
DriverHeaven Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: salem, OR
Posts: 28
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. Well do you see anything moving? it really itches!
2.hmm... only way I know to get rid of em is to shave it all off. |
|
|
|
|
#73 |
|
Going Broke Saving Money
|
1) and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
2) This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. |
|
|
|
|
#74 |
|
Going Broke Saving Money
|
1) Aha! If I didn't pay, why are you arguing? See, I've got you.
2) Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time |
|
|
|
|
#75 |
|
Don't make me hungry.
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Weyburn, Saskatchewan
Posts: 4,320
Rep Power: 42 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1. You said, there were gonna be ladies... and a party
2. Yeah, about that.....
__________________
![]() |
|
|
|
|
#76 |
|
Don't make me hungry.
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Weyburn, Saskatchewan
Posts: 4,320
Rep Power: 42 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1.Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips!
2.Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. ha ha ha
__________________
![]() |
|
|
|
|
#77 |
|
BANNED
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 604
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. Come get some big boy.
2. Ah,..... I'll think about it. |
|
|
|
|
#78 |
|
BANNED
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 604
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. Dang, I almost scared you that time.
2. No,... No you didn't. |
|
|
|
|
#79 |
|
BANNED
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 604
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. Dude, what are you looking at?
2. Mmmm,... how you doin'? |
|
|
|
|
#80 |
|
Don't make me hungry.
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Weyburn, Saskatchewan
Posts: 4,320
Rep Power: 42 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1. I MUST CLOSE THE GATES TO OBLIVION!!!
2.Suuuuuuuure you do...(this guy if Fucking Nuts)...
__________________
![]() |
|
|
|
|
#81 |
|
Don't make me hungry.
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Weyburn, Saskatchewan
Posts: 4,320
Rep Power: 42 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1.Whoa! Im freaking out man!!!! aHHhhh
2.Ya'man...ThiS Is sSomE Good SHit... Last edited by Guyver2K5; Apr 24, 2007 at 11:34 PM. |
|
|
|
|
#82 |
|
Don't make me hungry.
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Weyburn, Saskatchewan
Posts: 4,320
Rep Power: 42 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1. I Said PUFF, PUFF, PASS Old Man!! dont make me come over there!
2. Hold on brutha *cough*one more*cough*
__________________
![]() Last edited by Guyver2K5; Apr 24, 2007 at 11:40 PM. |
|
|
|
|
#83 |
|
Don't make me hungry.
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Weyburn, Saskatchewan
Posts: 4,320
Rep Power: 42 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1.I'm king of the world!
2.your standing on a 3 foot table...
__________________
![]() |
|
|
|
|
#84 |
|
Don't make me hungry.
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Weyburn, Saskatchewan
Posts: 4,320
Rep Power: 42 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1.eeek! What a dump!
2. hmm is it really that bad?
__________________
![]() |
|
|
|
|
#85 |
|
Don't make me hungry.
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Weyburn, Saskatchewan
Posts: 4,320
Rep Power: 42 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1.As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!
2.Good, because we're out of food.
__________________
![]() |
|
|
|
|
#86 |
|
Don't make me hungry.
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Weyburn, Saskatchewan
Posts: 4,320
Rep Power: 42 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1.It's alive!
2.Thats funny, thought i cooked it long enough...
__________________
![]() |
|
|
|
|
#87 |
|
Don't make me hungry.
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Weyburn, Saskatchewan
Posts: 4,320
Rep Power: 42 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1. I'll have what he's having!
2. sir, please get the HELL off my table. Im trying to eat here.
__________________
![]() |
|
|
|
|
#88 |
|
Me>You
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Da Hood
Posts: 507
Rep Power: 0 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1. LOOK AT ME IM LEAKIN LIKE A FREAKIN FAUCET!
2. ahh... yeah.... about that... what if I were to tell you I have the clap? |
|
|
|
|
#89 |
|
Get it Going..
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Brisbane ..Oz
Posts: 691
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. I need to shit now!! Your plate will do I suppose.
2. Hmm.. Let me think about it. |
|
|
|
|
#90 |
|
Get it Going..
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Brisbane ..Oz
Posts: 691
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. I need to eat now. Where's the food?
2. You feed yourself elsewhere |
|
|
![]() |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|