GH Competition: "Hardware for Hardware Gamers": 2 GB FlexXLC Edition

Brutality · Apr 24, 2007, 09:14 AM

1. "Eey, nigga, pass the blunt, yo!"

2. "NO! *cough*couch* that's my best shit!"

Mazuko · Apr 24, 2007, 09:36 AM

1. I want you to be my life partner!

2. I don't know...what kind of health insurance benefits are there?

Mazuko · Apr 24, 2007, 09:37 AM

1. I'm coming stop choking!

2. I'm not choking stop trying to find an execuse to touch me!!!!!! AHHH!!!

Mazuko · Apr 24, 2007, 09:39 AM

1. In the World.... *breathing heavily* (God I wonder if this schmuck is going to tip me for my performance or what!)

2. Great show! (God that sucked I don't want to tip him but he's not going away...what should I do?

NAZ2222 · Apr 24, 2007, 10:15 AM

1- Dude that HDR Rendering on your hair looks awsome!! what's your secret??
2- I could tell you, but it's not yet for sale on the market!!!

NAZ2222 · Apr 24, 2007, 10:23 AM

1- What the hell!! have you seen the color difference between your arm and your face??
2- I already told everyone, I have a skin problem!! I never did any plastic surgery!!

CompressorX · Apr 24, 2007, 10:28 AM

1.Omg they killed kenny
2.you bastards

;Pp

clicker666 · Apr 24, 2007, 10:53 AM

1. FEAR ME! I am the uber-stealth god!
2. What the hell is this dumb ass doing walking around all hunched over?

NAZ2222 · Apr 24, 2007, 11:00 AM

1- I told you that George Bush is the best!!!
2- of course he is!! like every other briliant people that walks on tables!!

YAYitsAndrew · Apr 24, 2007, 11:09 AM

1. I'm going to have to ask you to leave, we need this table for a reservation. Um... sir?... ma'am?... Jesus, what the fuck are you?
2. I AM KROMMULON, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

YAYitsAndrew · Apr 24, 2007, 11:14 AM

1. What if I told you that your dinner is almost ready? I'm making it as we speak... in my pants.
2. Wait, so you're regular? I asked for a soup.

YAYitsAndrew · Apr 24, 2007, 11:15 AM

1. YAYitsAndrew is the coolest fucking motherfucker, ever.
2. I am in agreement with your statement.

slugbug · Apr 24, 2007, 11:43 AM

1) Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.

2) Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.

procupine14 · Apr 24, 2007, 11:46 AM

1. always the goddamn chicken! i told you if we had chicken again for the 102nd time what would happen well guess what
2. *sob*

**temeteus82** · Apr 24, 2007, 11:49 AM

1. where did you put the meat??
2. I gave it to our dog.

GutterPunk · Apr 24, 2007, 12:24 PM

1. Whats that mom... what do you want to tell me?

2. You were adopted

GutterPunk · Apr 24, 2007, 12:38 PM

1. Will you marry me?
2. No IM YOUR MOM

1. Wee mom I wanna be just like you were when daddy and all his friends came over. /strip
2. zOMG did he see that?

GutterPunk · Apr 24, 2007, 01:18 PM

1. What do you MEAN you have a secret is it another man?!
2. No I'm your sister

GutterPunk · Apr 24, 2007, 01:56 PM

1. Are you that hungry you ate our guest too?!
2. Well you can have the 3rd plate if thats what you are getting at

Sandok · Apr 24, 2007, 02:02 PM

1. I am Gollum!
2. Oh please shut up... And get off the table...

OpusP.Gladiator · Apr 24, 2007, 02:21 PM

[COLOR=Lime]1. Hey Mckillecovey, check out my new break-dancing move, it's guaranteed to get your D#$% Wet! You can thank me later.

2. No F*@#ing way, that's the shizzle on the hizzle fo' sure! I bet I can even do it better!

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Brutality · Apr 24, 2007, 02:33 PM

1. "You know about a cool game named Oblivion?"
2. "Nope, never heard of it."

Buddahpest · Apr 24, 2007, 03:09 PM

1) How big is my penis? Please, tell me the truth.
2) TRUTH!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!

Sandok · Apr 24, 2007, 03:13 PM

1. Do I look fat in this?
2. I hate this world...

GutterPunk · Apr 24, 2007, 03:14 PM

1. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US...
2. Oh god not again... Are you wearing your Thundacatz underwear again?!

Lowfat · Apr 24, 2007, 03:21 PM

1. I am here for the strip show.
2. I was expecting someone a little more female... O well I guess beggars can't be choosers.

Lelisevis · Apr 24, 2007, 03:37 PM

1. Paaaaaarpppppp
2. Urghhhh gonna grab my nose

Lelisevis · Apr 24, 2007, 03:38 PM

1. Phweeeeeeep
2. You know lighting your farts stopped being funny when we were 10, now get down.

Lelisevis · Apr 24, 2007, 04:33 PM

1. YOU DID WHAAAAAA!!!!!!!
2. Well you said your new RAM could be water cooled, Is it supposed to sink like that?

sushrukh · Apr 24, 2007, 06:21 PM

1. Hi sexy what r u doing tonight ? Let's have sex .
2. I don't want it more.I had enough of it last night.

Apr 24, 2007, 09:36 AM	#32
Mazuko DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Fredericksburg, VA Posts: 1,009 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	1. I want you to be my life partner! 2. I don't know...what kind of health insurance benefits are there? __________________ E-bay feedback: http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAP...me=STRK:ME:UFS

Apr 24, 2007, 09:37 AM	#33
Mazuko DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Fredericksburg, VA Posts: 1,009 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	1. I'm coming stop choking! 2. I'm not choking stop trying to find an execuse to touch me!!!!!! AHHH!!! __________________ E-bay feedback: http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAP...me=STRK:ME:UFS

Apr 24, 2007, 09:39 AM	#34
Mazuko DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Fredericksburg, VA Posts: 1,009 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	1. In the World.... breathing heavily (God I wonder if this schmuck is going to tip me for my performance or what!) 2. Great show! (God that sucked I don't want to tip him but he's not going away...what should I do? __________________ E-bay feedback: http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAP...me=STRK:ME:UFS

Apr 24, 2007, 10:15 AM	#35
NAZ2222 DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Portugal Posts: 393 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	1- Dude that HDR Rendering on your hair looks awsome!! what's your secret?? 2- I could tell you, but it's not yet for sale on the market!!! __________________ Why do we fall? So that we learn how to pick our self's up.

Apr 24, 2007, 10:23 AM	#36
NAZ2222 DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Portugal Posts: 393 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	1- What the hell!! have you seen the color difference between your arm and your face?? 2- I already told everyone, I have a skin problem!! I never did any plastic surgery!! __________________ Why do we fall? So that we learn how to pick our self's up.

Apr 24, 2007, 09:14 AM	#31
Brutality DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Estonia Posts: 887 Rep Power: 25	1. "Eey, nigga, pass the blunt, yo!" 2. "NO! coughcouch* that's my best shit!"

Apr 24, 2007, 10:28 AM	#37
CompressorX DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 163 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	1.Omg they killed kenny 2.you bastards ;Pp __________________ Bah !

Apr 24, 2007, 10:53 AM	#38
clicker666 DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Lower Sackville, Nova Scotia, Canada Posts: 328 Rep Power: 0	1. FEAR ME! I am the uber-stealth god! 2. What the hell is this dumb ass doing walking around all hunched over? __________________

Apr 24, 2007, 11:00 AM	#39
NAZ2222 DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Portugal Posts: 393 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	1- I told you that George Bush is the best!!! 2- of course he is!! like every other briliant people that walks on tables!! __________________ Why do we fall? So that we learn how to pick our self's up.

Apr 24, 2007, 11:09 AM	#40
YAYitsAndrew Anti-Piracy Poster Boy Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 2,583 Rep Power: 64 System Specs	1. I'm going to have to ask you to leave, we need this table for a reservation. Um... sir?... ma'am?... Jesus, what the fuck are you? 2. I AM KROMMULON, DESTROYER OF WORLDS. __________________ "It is because the resistance to paying for copyrighted material, although often characterized as arising from a supposed technical burden or principled concern for the public interest, arises rather from exactly the same segment of the brain that is dominant in shoplifters." - Mark Helprin, Digital Barbarism So you think piracy isn't hurting anyone? www.yayitsandrew.com

Apr 24, 2007, 11:14 AM	#41
YAYitsAndrew Anti-Piracy Poster Boy Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 2,583 Rep Power: 64 System Specs	1. What if I told you that your dinner is almost ready? I'm making it as we speak... in my pants. 2. Wait, so you're regular? I asked for a soup. __________________ "It is because the resistance to paying for copyrighted material, although often characterized as arising from a supposed technical burden or principled concern for the public interest, arises rather from exactly the same segment of the brain that is dominant in shoplifters." - Mark Helprin, Digital Barbarism So you think piracy isn't hurting anyone? www.yayitsandrew.com

Apr 24, 2007, 11:15 AM	#42
YAYitsAndrew Anti-Piracy Poster Boy Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 2,583 Rep Power: 64 System Specs	1. YAYitsAndrew is the coolest fucking motherfucker, ever. 2. I am in agreement with your statement. __________________ "It is because the resistance to paying for copyrighted material, although often characterized as arising from a supposed technical burden or principled concern for the public interest, arises rather from exactly the same segment of the brain that is dominant in shoplifters." - Mark Helprin, Digital Barbarism So you think piracy isn't hurting anyone? www.yayitsandrew.com

Apr 24, 2007, 11:43 AM	#43
slugbug Going Broke Saving Money Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 347 Rep Power: 46 System Specs	1) Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. 2) Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.

Apr 24, 2007, 11:46 AM	#44
procupine14 Why is it Beeping!?!?! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: USA, Missouri Posts: 1,207 Rep Power: 27 System Specs	1. always the goddamn chicken! i told you if we had chicken again for the 102nd time what would happen well guess what 2. sob

Apr 24, 2007, 12:24 PM	#46
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,945 Rep Power: 54	1. Whats that mom... what do you want to tell me? 2. You were adopted __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Apr 24, 2007, 02:21 PM	#51
OpusP.Gladiator '42' Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Oregon!!! Posts: 301 Rep Power: 0	Woot! Woot! Another great comp! [COLOR=Lime]1. Hey Mckillecovey, check out my new break-dancing move, it's guaranteed to get your D#$% Wet! You can thank me later. 2. No F*@#ing way, that's the shizzle on the hizzle fo' sure! I bet I can even do it better! [/COLOR] __________________ http://img52.exs.cx/img52/7799/opus.jpg AMD X2-3800 (Manchester), Oc'd to 2.25 on stock cooler! DFI Lanparty-UT-SLI-D mobo, OCZ Platinum pc3200xtc @ 2.3.2.5.1T, MSI 7800gt @440/1100, Soundblaster X-Fi Fatal1ty, 2 wd 36g raptors, 1 maxtor 250g eide, Coolermaster case with Handle Logitech g15, 20.1" Sceptre LCD, Antec neo2 500w PS"

Apr 24, 2007, 03:21 PM	#56
Lowfat Xtreme Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grande Prairie, AB, Can Posts: 3,950 Rep Power: 61	1. I am here for the strip show. 2. I was expecting someone a little more female... O well I guess beggars can't be choosers. __________________ i7 920 on phase change * EX58-UD5 * 6GB @ 1600MHz * HD4550 * X25-M RAID0 * Enermax Revo 85+ 1050W * Silverstone FT01BW Q8200 @ 3GHz * P5Q Pro* 4GB @ 878MHz * 9500GT * Auzen Prelude * 30GB Vertex * 11.5TB * Seasonic 420 M12-II * Silverstone LC17B * LG GGC-H20L

Apr 24, 2007, 12:38 PM	#47
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,945 Rep Power: 54	1. Will you marry me? 2. No IM YOUR MOM 1. Wee mom I wanna be just like you were when daddy and all his friends came over. /strip 2. zOMG did he see that? __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Apr 24, 2007, 01:18 PM	#48
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,945 Rep Power: 54	1. What do you MEAN you have a secret is it another man?! 2. No I'm your sister __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Apr 24, 2007, 01:56 PM	#49
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,945 Rep Power: 54	1. Are you that hungry you ate our guest too?! 2. Well you can have the 3rd plate if thats what you are getting at __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Apr 24, 2007, 02:02 PM	#50
Sandok DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 9,501 Rep Power: 53	1. I am Gollum! 2. Oh please shut up... And get off the table...

Apr 24, 2007, 02:33 PM	#52
Brutality DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Estonia Posts: 887 Rep Power: 25	1. "You know about a cool game named Oblivion?" 2. "Nope, never heard of it."

Apr 24, 2007, 03:09 PM	#53
Buddahpest DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 223 Rep Power: 0	1) How big is my penis? Please, tell me the truth. 2) TRUTH!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!

Apr 24, 2007, 03:13 PM	#54
Sandok DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 9,501 Rep Power: 53	1. Do I look fat in this? 2. I hate this world...

Apr 24, 2007, 03:14 PM	#55
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,945 Rep Power: 54	1. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US... 2. Oh god not again... Are you wearing your Thundacatz underwear again?! __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Apr 24, 2007, 03:37 PM	#57
Lelisevis Howlin at the moon Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sunderland, UK Posts: 1,655 Rep Power: 62 System Specs	1. Paaaaaarpppppp 2. Urghhhh gonna grab my nose __________________ Im not dead

Apr 24, 2007, 03:38 PM	#58
Lelisevis Howlin at the moon Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sunderland, UK Posts: 1,655 Rep Power: 62 System Specs	1. Phweeeeeeep 2. You know lighting your farts stopped being funny when we were 10, now get down. __________________ Im not dead

Apr 24, 2007, 04:33 PM	#59
Lelisevis Howlin at the moon Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sunderland, UK Posts: 1,655 Rep Power: 62 System Specs	1. YOU DID WHAAAAAA!!!!!!! 2. Well you said your new RAM could be water cooled, Is it supposed to sink like that? __________________ Im not dead

Apr 24, 2007, 06:21 PM	#60
sushrukh DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Calcutta , India Posts: 179 Rep Power: 22	1. Hi sexy what r u doing tonight ? Let's have sex . 2. I don't want it more.I had enough of it last night.