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Old Jan 21, 2003, 01:55 PM   #1
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Pissed Back to school and time for Introduction to Computers

Maybe this belongs in the FlameZone....but who knows.......

So I go to school today and go to one of my classes Introduction to Computer (required for my major). I coulda taken the proficiency test but I didn't cuz I wanted to see how the class is. WHAT A JOKE!!!!!! I hate those classes where you go in there and you understand EVERYTHING the teacher says. I hate it when there is another kid in the class who does also. And he finds it fun to make the both of us look like complete nerds.

The teacher asks questions: "Who here has built their own computer?" Me and him raise our hands amongst like three other people. "Who here has installed ram?" Me and him and some others. "Who here knows work Unix is?" We raise, just us.

So now everyone knows that we are computer prolific. But what does this kid decide to do? Ramble on about Windows.net (server program)....Ramble on about his dvd-ram and how he thinks he shoulda bought the Sony instead. Rambles on about his PC3200 DDR RAM. Interrupts and talks about video cards do this and that. Rambles on about his 2 100GB hard drives. Mind you, this was all interruptions in the class.

I hate people that do this. He made me and him look like dorks cuz we were the computer prolific people while everyone is behind us. He wouldn't shut up with interrupting the teacher. I wanted to smack the kid. This kid had to add his two cents to EVERYTHING that the teacher said. Half the class was him talking.

So to my little annoying friend in Introduction to Computers, hear this. (Although you are not a forum member here I believe.) It is cool to have pride. But learn when to use it AND WHEN NOT TO. In the middle of a lecture is wrong. No need to bog down the class and waste time. No need to make normal kids suffer under your excited computer driven life.....

Sorry, just needed to vent a little. But nonetheless, I had to talk about this cuz I HATE when people interrupt lectures all the time.
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Old Jan 21, 2003, 02:27 PM   #2
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Sorry. . . . oh wait, that wasn't me.

I hope my Unix class isn't that crappy. . . I'm leaving for it in a few minutes.
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Old Jan 21, 2003, 06:08 PM   #3
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i know a kid like that too..... except worse.... cuz he automatically assumes that everyone else around him is computer illiterate... ..... he thought this way of me too and it pissed me off ..... and then we were assigned to be partners in our computer science project (last year) and became friends .... MORAL OF STORY: stop being pissed about a person based on what he/she says/does in public until you speak with him/her as a friend (or at least try to).
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Old Jan 21, 2003, 10:24 PM   #4
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Well, no. This is his idea (my opinion). He thinks "I'm so smart with computers that I can suck up to the teacher and talk about them everytime that the teacher breaths. I'm am so smar. I am so smart. S M R T I MEAN S M A R T!!!!!!!!"
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Old Jan 21, 2003, 10:58 PM   #5
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Re: Back to school and time for Introduction to Computers

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So to my little annoying friend in Introduction to Computers, hear this. (Although you are not a forum member here I believe.) It is cool to have pride. But learn when to use it AND WHEN NOT TO. In the middle of a lecture is wrong. No need to bog down the class and waste time. No need to make normal kids suffer under your excited computer driven life.....
fuck pride
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"I'm so smart with computers that I can suck up to the teacher and talk about them everytime that the teacher breaths. I'm am so smar. I am so smart. S M R T I MEAN S M A R T!!!!!!!!"
Nice job working in a Homer line
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Old Jan 21, 2003, 11:06 PM   #6
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Oh yes. He's one of those kids.... He tripped up and said that Windows.net software is in the beta stage. I was like "NO...it's not. It's official." I had to diss him at some point. So I burned him.
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Old Jan 22, 2003, 12:30 AM   #7
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DriveEuro smackin that ass lol
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Old Jan 28, 2003, 10:13 PM   #8
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Quote:
Originally posted by DriveEuro
Well, no. This is his idea (my opinion). He thinks "I'm so smart with computers that I can suck up to the teacher and talk about them everytime that the teacher breaths. I'm am so smar. I am so smart. S M R T I MEAN S M A R T!!!!!!!!"
Well maybe HE needs something TOO SUCK
Or maybe he's jealous, my advise...

Your S.M.A.R.T.

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Old Jan 28, 2003, 11:45 PM   #9
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OOOOOOOOK.... I guess I'm smart.... Yeah. I think that the kid dropped the class or something. He hasn't been there the last two days.
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Old Jan 29, 2003, 06:51 PM   #10
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OOOOOOOOK.... I guess I'm smart.... Yeah. I think that the kid dropped the class or something. He hasn't been there the last two days.
Must have been an Outstanding BURN M8TY.
Sometimes ya just gotta say, What the fuck!!!
And go with you intincts, Nice work

Of course your smart, your a member of DH.
Maybe your classmate/ex-classmate should check out the site.
Humility might be something he can learn on our site
OR maybe he can learn something, instead of professing, to know it ALL

Nice Vampy, I agree FUCK PRIDE

As my Scottish grandfather used to say, "If you don't learn something new everyday, you're not paying attention".

Anyway DriveEuro, good luck with your studies Laddie
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Old Jan 29, 2003, 09:06 PM   #11
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Face it, you are a computer nerd and will NEVER get your dick sucked by a girl.
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Old Jan 29, 2003, 09:24 PM   #12
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Face it, you are a computer nerd and will NEVER get your dick sucked by a girl.
Is this advise on both facets of the triangle ?
I prefer women myself, but then again who am I to say
Do you call your left hand "Billy" and your right hand "PALMela Lee Anderson"

OR prefer your dick sucked by a "GIRL", CHILD PORN FREAK
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Old Jan 29, 2003, 10:38 PM   #13
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Hey ByteMe.....got a gorgeous girlfriend who was the princess of a province in the Philipines..... She enjoys sucking my dick (NO LIE) and I have no problem with the girls.
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Old Jan 29, 2003, 11:00 PM   #14
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DriveEuro can really make royalty bend down on both knees, eh? (no offense man, and realize that we aint dissin ya )
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Old Jan 29, 2003, 11:25 PM   #15
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Um, sure.
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Old Jan 29, 2003, 11:32 PM   #16
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You did get the joke, right?
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Old Jan 30, 2003, 12:01 AM   #17
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Yes. I got it.
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Old Jan 30, 2003, 12:13 AM   #18
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All right, all right
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Old Jan 30, 2003, 01:14 AM   #19
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Hey ByteMe.....got a gorgeous girlfriend who was the princess of a province in the Philipines..... She enjoys sucking my dick (NO LIE) and I have no problem with the girls.
Yea sure, he-she's don't count.
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Old Jan 30, 2003, 01:17 AM   #20
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Well Byteme, don't get presumptious - it might be a she-he
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Old Jan 30, 2003, 01:22 AM   #21
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He's only messing around. I know he is.
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Old Jan 30, 2003, 01:24 AM   #22
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Of course he is - why do you think that anyone would think that he wasn't... unless your "girl"friend really was a he?
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Old Jan 30, 2003, 01:46 AM   #23
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Nah, she aint a he.
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Old Jan 30, 2003, 01:58 AM   #24
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Oh HEY, I thought this was in the Off-Topic... but its the Flame Warzone

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Old Jan 30, 2003, 01:59 AM   #25
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Note: It was damn hard finding not just male ascii pr0n, but male ascii pr0n with no genitals showing, but I pulled it off, just to depict your "girl"friend, DriveEuro! Feel Proud!
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Old Jan 30, 2003, 11:18 AM   #26
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Um, ok. You guys are just odd.
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