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Jan 16, 2003, 11:24 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 761
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Waz'up?
Is that a stupid topic or what? I haven't been around much this last month... and prob won't for awhile. There is NO WAY I am gona try to catch up on the reading so... KISS MY HAIRY WHITE A$$. And if you are real nice I'll even let you suck on a pimple. When the fokk are the sledges gona get here!
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Jan 17, 2003, 12:53 AM
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Unbiased.
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 4,812
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dammit... not another one.... :stab:! Hah, die just as reno did! :stab: :stab: :stab:! Anyway, welcome back Byteme - you missed out on some crazyness and fun, mainly the medals... and I'll kiss your hairy white ass the second you lick my big fat balls! Biotch! 
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Jan 17, 2003, 02:27 AM
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#3
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Gurnee Illinois
Posts: 4,677
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Well, that's a little bit too um......gay and graphic for me. I'll just let my girlfriend do all of that. So why aren't you going to be around ByteMe?
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Jan 17, 2003, 04:47 AM
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#4
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A Legend in Underwear
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Unknown
Posts: 5,256
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Quote:
Originally posted by ByteMe
I haven't been around much this last month... and prob won't for awhile.
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/me raises hands to the sky
HALLELUJAH BROTHERS! The LORD has answered our prayers!
Seriously - doctors orders or did your DNA get matched?
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Jan 17, 2003, 04:52 AM
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#5
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Gurnee Illinois
Posts: 4,677
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DNA Matched? What the freak? You aint dying on us (no offense). Fill us in. PM me. I'm concerned(seriously).
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Jan 17, 2003, 11:04 AM
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Elite Bastard
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Confederacy
Posts: 841
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Re: Waz'up?
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Originally posted by ByteMe
KISS MY HAIRY WHITE A$$
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Well if you are indeed a white man, then why did you thread with the title of "Waz'up"?
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Jan 17, 2003, 11:43 AM
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#7
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Colour Commentator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Highland, IN USA
Posts: 5,619
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Where the HELL have you been?!?!
I have been worried SICK about ya! You KNOW you should call if you're going to be gone so long!
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Jan 17, 2003, 02:28 PM
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#9
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Gurnee Illinois
Posts: 4,677
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OH WOW.... Now that was a little (actually TOTALLY!!!!) uncalled for. Considering I have been here significantly longer than you and I can tell you that some of us actually care about the health and presence of others in the forum. I guess you could say that this is one of those "pussy" forums. We actually know each other and traits of others. We don't just post for info. There are also posts for talking. Straighten up kid. Even if you were joking that was VERY out of place and uncalled for.
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Jan 17, 2003, 03:08 PM
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Guest
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Is your Vagina bleeding?
Hey take it easy little lady, I was just posting random bullshit cuz I was bored. I really do care about ByteMe
and I hope he comes around more often. GEEZ get all bent out of shape about a little flaming in the flame zone :/ Actually I take that back, this IS the flame zone. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY POST I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT YOUR MOUTH YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE CUNT  And don't forget, jesus loves you 
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Jan 17, 2003, 03:22 PM
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Colour Commentator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Highland, IN USA
Posts: 5,619
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Re: Is your Vagina bleeding?
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Originally posted by kernel
Hey take it easy little lady, I was just posting random bullshit cuz I was bored. I really do care about ByteMe
and I hope he comes around more often. GEEZ get all bent out of shape about a little flaming in the flame zone :/ Actually I take that back, this IS the flame zone. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY POST I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT YOUR MOUTH YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE CUNT And don't forget, jesus loves you
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ROFLMAO~~~~~
I think it was the "And don't forget, jesus loves you" that got me so hard. 
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Jan 17, 2003, 03:29 PM
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Elite Bastard
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Confederacy
Posts: 841
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Re: Re: Is your Vagina bleeding?
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Originally posted by digitalwanderer
I think it was the "And don't forget, jesus loves you" that got me so hard.
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You get sexually aroused by kernel's posts? 
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Jan 17, 2003, 03:45 PM
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#13
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Colour Commentator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Highland, IN USA
Posts: 5,619
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The Dig swaggers over and sticks his dork in Zarathustra's mouth and says,
"BLOW ME!"
You know what I was talking about, I found it humorous...it hit me "hard" in a humorous way.
(Sorry for the subjectline & crudity; but it's Friday, I'm in an exceptionally good mood, and this is the flamezone.  )
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Jan 17, 2003, 03:51 PM
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#14
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 8
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that's right, this is the FUCKING flame zone! and all the afeminant pussyposter members can GO MASTURBATE WITH A FUCKING TUBE SOCK FOR ALL I CARE, however they seem to be occypying most of their time either making love (that's what they call it...even though it's incest) to their fathers or hiding behind a fucking rock because they saw the "F" (pronounced: 'eff') word here in the 'flame zone'.
EXAMPLE: the typical member of this forum --> "mommy mommy! those mean bad people say bad words. I am a pussy. <boo hoo why is the world so cruel and evil and why do i suck dick for kicks? cry cry cry>"
piece o' shit. B:L:A:M
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Jan 17, 2003, 03:57 PM
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Colour Commentator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Highland, IN USA
Posts: 5,619
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Now hold on just a minute junior!
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Originally posted by HEYyou
that's right, this is the FUCKING flame zone! and all the afeminant pussyposter members can GO MASTURBATE WITH A FUCKING TUBE SOCK FOR ALL I CARE, however they seem to be occypying most of their time either making love (that's what they call it...even though it's incest) to their fathers or hiding behind a fucking rock because they saw the "F" (pronounced: 'eff') word here in the 'flame zone'.
EXAMPLE: the typical member of this forum --> "mommy mommy! those mean bad people say bad words. I am a pussy. <boo hoo why is the world so cruel and evil and why do i suck dick for kicks? cry cry cry>"
piece o' shit. B:L:A:M
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This here is the flamezone, you don't have to hold back. Please, tell us how you really feel. 
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Jan 17, 2003, 04:44 PM
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Burned
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 29,643
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Quote:
Originally posted by HEYyou
why do i suck dick for kicks?
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now thats a question.
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Jan 17, 2003, 05:05 PM
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confutatis maledictis
Join Date: May 2002
Location: somewhere dark
Posts: 5,952
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Re: Re: Re: Is your Vagina bleeding?
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Jan 17, 2003, 05:06 PM
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Unbiased.
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 4,812
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Jan 17, 2003, 05:25 PM
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Elite Bastard
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Confederacy
Posts: 841
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Jan 17, 2003, 05:28 PM
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DH Administrator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Manchester, UK
Posts: 4,542
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luv the tattoo Zara 
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Jan 17, 2003, 05:33 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Gurnee Illinois
Posts: 4,677
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OH GOD THAT IS A GREAT PIC!!!!!!! hahahahah
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Jan 17, 2003, 05:37 PM
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Unbiased.
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 4,812
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 Ok Zar, I know when to laugh and take a good joke  However, I don't want to know why you have pictures of your boyfriend/cousin on the internet! He's going to dump you for this, especially since you wrote over his original tattoo that read "Zarathustra, me, and Billy the Goat - Eternal Friends"
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Jan 17, 2003, 05:40 PM
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#23
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Gurnee Illinois
Posts: 4,677
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Damn, Toshiro...I noticed it before....But still...ripping my avatar style? Why you gotz to be ruinin' my flava?
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Jan 17, 2003, 05:44 PM
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#24
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Unbiased.
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 4,812
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I'za rip your style? Dat whack, don't remember no crap like dat! And I never wanna ruin yo flava man! Zarie would kill me - he love yo homebrew taste  , and dohz damn midget minion sex slaves of his is way scary - dey all look like da sig, but midget!
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Jan 17, 2003, 05:48 PM
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#25
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Elite Bastard
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Confederacy
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Tosh is just jealous he's not rolling around in a large vat of jizum and poutine like the penguin.
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Jan 17, 2003, 06:06 PM
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Unbiased.
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 4,812
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Hell, I'm not jealous of being Bubba's bitch! That's your job, and from the looks of your sig, you seem to be liking it even when Bubba isn't bending you over with Billy the Goat and the amazing Rubber Penguin 
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Jan 17, 2003, 07:46 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 761
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Quote:
Originally posted by Zarathustra
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Why do people insist on posting gay pix?
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives.
She approached one of the women for an explanation. "This is marvelous," said the journalist. "What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?"
The Kuwaiti women replied, "Land mines."_
Ever wonder what Zar is good for?
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Jan 18, 2003, 10:16 AM
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Elite Bastard
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Confederacy
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Well fine then, to make you happy I updated the picture 
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