Conspiracies

Kelsenellenelvian · Nov 23, 2002, 06:05 AM

We need a new thread so what conspiracies do you guys believe in or have heard of???

Kelsenellenelvian · Nov 23, 2002, 06:07 AM

I believe Bill Gates wants to rule the world through Microsoft.

fornicatarachnid · Nov 23, 2002, 06:09 AM

I believe that Kel is really a secret mod

Kelsenellenelvian · Nov 23, 2002, 06:10 AM

Roflol "You, You BASTARD!!!!"

fornicatarachnid · Nov 23, 2002, 06:14 AM

BTW, you started this thread off with a double post

Kelsenellenelvian · Nov 23, 2002, 06:15 AM

Ohhh SHIT!!!! ummm "Please donna beat me masters"

kinetic · Nov 23, 2002, 12:19 PM

I think you two are conspiring to start another spamming thread!

~~DriveEuro~~ · Nov 23, 2002, 01:51 PM

I agree with kinetic....we know what happened last time kelsenellenelvianannennfnsnanenansd

fornicatarachnid · Nov 23, 2002, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kinetic
I think you two are conspiring to start another spamming thread!

Not me, I had treatment for my Compulsive Spam Disorder and

I'm happy to report that I'm cured

But I think that something should be done about Kel, cos he

doesn't seem to have learnt his lesson after his last ban

~~DriveEuro~~ · Nov 23, 2002, 03:35 PM

Haha, banned. Haha, he was banned...hehe

Kelsenellenelvian · Nov 23, 2002, 05:24 PM

Hey guy don't be so mean..

reno · Nov 24, 2002, 12:44 AM

There are more carcinogens in the atmosphere (like mercury, organochlorines, and alpha/beta radiation particles) per millilitre than there is in a cigarette...or wait, that's true anyway! nevermind.

merry · Nov 26, 2002, 07:12 AM

DriverHeaven.net is a conspiracy of people who drive cars for a living to fool innocents into thinking said drivers are computer experts

Kelsenellenelvian · Nov 26, 2002, 08:26 AM

Cheers for merry. Go find a fucking auto forum somewhere GOOBS!!!!

reno · Nov 26, 2002, 10:50 AM

That would be a pretty decent amount of Goobers flying around on the internet, dirty...I like it!

Alistair · Nov 26, 2002, 01:16 PM

I see UFO's all the time and I'm not joking. The military used to fly test planes over my area all the time. We got to see quite a few "UFO"s

merry · Nov 27, 2002, 06:10 AM

Do you also hear voices?

kinetic · Nov 27, 2002, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by merry
Do you also hear voices?

LOL!

fornicatarachnid · Nov 27, 2002, 07:33 PM

I was captured by aliens once, honest

Highwood · Nov 27, 2002, 07:46 PM

I really hope that’s not true, after dealing with you for more than 2 minutes the aliens would probably conclude that there is no intelligent life on this planet.

fornicatarachnid · Nov 27, 2002, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by Highwood
I really hope that’s not true, after dealing with you for more than 2 minutes the aliens would probably conclude that there is no intelligent life on this planet.

Don't worry, they only kept me for a minute then got bored with

me and booted me out

kinetic · Nov 28, 2002, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fornicatarachnid
I was captured by aliens once, honest

Bollox! Thought you might have mentioned it.

fornicatarachnid · Nov 28, 2002, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kinetic
Bollox! Thought you might have mentioned it.

Sorry, it was no big deal, I just forgot

merry · Nov 29, 2002, 05:44 AM

Did it Sting? Maybe they were legal aliens...

fornicatarachnid · Nov 29, 2002, 06:46 AM

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Originally posted by merry
Did it Sting? Maybe they were legal aliens...

Nawwww, I never felt a thing

***craig5320*** · Nov 30, 2002, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alistair
I see UFO's all the time and I'm not joking. The military used to fly test planes over my area all the time. We got to see quite a few "UFO"s

You jus' identified the 'unidentified' flying object as a military test plane, so therefore it's an IFO, or is my logic on this one off?

I see a plane outside now, I don't know whose plane it is, where it's going, where it came from? is it an UFO? No.

reno · Nov 30, 2002, 08:15 PM

I think Solaris was a surprisingly good movie, but only if you're smart and know a lot about religion.

Ryoko · Dec 2, 2002, 02:25 PM

i am an alien.

Tobriand · Dec 14, 2002, 02:23 AM

They're watching me... so I best be quick. There is a secret organisation of cultists - the RSPB - trying to take over the world. They already have fixed small canisters of biohazardous gas to every bird they "save" with the intention of turning them all on and gassing the entire planet in the next 2 months. They control everything - EVERYTHING. The US government... my own government... the little pixies... all they need do is offer the rulers a small portion of Vaccine for the gas... NO-ONE IS SAFE FROM THEIR EVIL GRIP