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Old Oct 18, 2002, 02:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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[SIZE=xx-large]NOT![/size]

What the hell is wrong with you? You really expect that?

Since some people (losely) want to get all touchy-feely about all this racial crap I think we need to start the oldest bashing of all.... SEXISM!!!!!!! WOOT!!! There ain't nothing like bashing the bit(hes. As an example... how many males would mind if some female came upto you and rubbed your penis area? Not many eh? So why do they get so upset when a man rubs theirs? Double standard? One of the many reasons females are so stupid. And then they can't even understand why we think they are so stupid.

To help fight this double standard I call for a males to randomly start rubbing female croutch areas whenever possible. If you need to start slow... practice on family members.

I expect detail reports on your success/failures with this important task.
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Old Oct 18, 2002, 02:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I can't bash women, I like 'em too much.


[SIZE=xx-small](But I've always sort of wondered how you can trust something that bleeds for a week without dying....)[/size]
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Old Oct 18, 2002, 02:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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[SIZE=xx-small](But I've always sort of wondered how you can trust something that bleeds for a week without dying....)[/size]
you are not even going to help with the "exercise" ?
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Old Oct 18, 2002, 02:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well, if it's just exercise....
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Old Oct 18, 2002, 03:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Well, if it's just exercise....
ya, don't bother starting with your wife.. you'd just get that "Not tonight I have a headache" response again. Instead, stand out on the corner and grab the first female that comes by.
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Old Oct 18, 2002, 03:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I wiped her crotch & her ass.....then I put on a fresh diaper.
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Old Oct 18, 2002, 03:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I wiped her crotch & her ass.....then I put on a fresh diaper.
Did she slap you?
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Old Oct 18, 2002, 03:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old Oct 18, 2002, 04:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I wiped her crotch & her ass.....then I put on a fresh diaper.

Wat I'd like to know is why was she out on the corner?
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Old Oct 18, 2002, 07:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
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To help fight this double standard I call for a males to randomly start rubbing female croutch areas whenever possible. If you need to start slow... practice on family members.
Are incestuous relationships common in your family?
Isn’t that illegal in most places?
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Old Oct 18, 2002, 07:45 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Are incestuous relationships common in your family?
Isn’t that illegal in most places?
I think it's illegal everywhere, except in perverted minds I guess...
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Old Oct 18, 2002, 07:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I think it's illegal everywhere, except in perverted minds I guess...
I not sure about Utah.
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Old Oct 18, 2002, 08:44 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I not sure about Utah.
No, it's cool in Utah....as long as there's only one husband involved.
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Old Oct 18, 2002, 10:28 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Not anymore ask the guy in jail for having 12 wives. (In Utah)
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Old Oct 19, 2002, 12:09 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Not anymore ask the guy in jail for having 12 wives. (In Utah)
I bet jail seems quiet and relaxing after living with 12 wives.
If they really wanted to punish the dumb ass, they would have given him house arrest.
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